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The Teenager Stereotype
Do you drink [alcohol]?: yes
Do you party a lot? How often?: no
Do you use drugs for recreational purposes?no
How often do you use the word like in an average hour?:NEVER
Do you skip classes? How often?: i skip 7th everyday
Do you have casual sex? Protected?:no
Do you steal?:no
Do you wear inappropriate clothing?:no
Do you drool over celebrities?:no
Do you watch a lot of TV?: yes
Do you ever watch the News?: no
Do you even care about world issues?:YES my best friend is a marine
Do you read books often?:somewhat
Are you failing a lot of your classes?:no
Do you spend most of your time with your friends?:when i can
Do you smoke cigarettes?:yes
Do you hang out a lot in malls?:no
Do you often find yourself with a crush on someone?:no
Do you cuss a lot?:GODAMMIT I FUCKING SAID HELL NO THE FIRST GODDAMN TIME
Are you desperate to fit in?:no
Are you intelligent?:no
The Goth Stereotype
Black lipstick?:depends on the situtaion
Black eyeliner?: " "
Black eyeshadow?:" "
Black trenchcoat?:if i had enough money to buy one
Black boots?:YES
Black fishnets?:no money
Black nail polish?:ehhh depends
Cigarettes?:yes
Heavy metal music?:Depends on the artist
Marilyn Manson?:THE HOLY GRAIL
Kittie?:Greatest female rock group of all time
Cradle of Filth?: depends on the occasion
Constant frown and perpetual angst?: yes
Do you like to be seen as:ME
Are you an intellectual?: umm what
An atheist?: no
Horrible home life?:yes
Hopelessly depressed?:yes
Suffering with suicidal idealities?:all the time
Self-mutilation?: yes
The Punk Stereotype
Plaid?: no
Big black boots?:no
Mohawk?: no
Excessive piercings? [Especially facial]: again no money
Loud, confident and opinionated?: sometimes
Wild hair colors?: BLUE AND BLACK
NOFX?: nope
Rancid?:nope
Well versed on political scandals and outrages?:nope
The Jock Sterotype
What's your IQ?:umm last check 148
Do you watch a lot of sports?:no
Play a lot of sports?: no
Talk a lot about sports?:no
Do you do anything, really, but think about sports?:no
Are you arrogant?: sometimes
Are you a male or female whore?:no
Are you homophobic?: nope and i HATE people who are
Do you tease other people a lot because you want to seem confident?: no
But really you're a quivering mass of insecurity?:yes
Boobs = yes?: umm man boobs
Parties = yes?: nope
Dropping out of high school and flipping burgers = yes?:no and no
Do you drink [alcohol]?: yes
Do you party a lot? How often?: no
Do you use drugs for recreational purposes?no
How often do you use the word like in an average hour?:NEVER
Do you skip classes? How often?: i skip 7th everyday
Do you have casual sex? Protected?:no
Do you steal?:no
Do you wear inappropriate clothing?:no
Do you drool over celebrities?:no
Do you watch a lot of TV?: yes
Do you ever watch the News?: no
Do you even care about world issues?:YES my best friend is a marine
Do you read books often?:somewhat
Are you failing a lot of your classes?:no
Do you spend most of your time with your friends?:when i can
Do you smoke cigarettes?:yes
Do you hang out a lot in malls?:no
Do you often find yourself with a crush on someone?:no
Do you cuss a lot?:GODAMMIT I FUCKING SAID HELL NO THE FIRST GODDAMN TIME
Are you desperate to fit in?:no
Are you intelligent?:no
The Goth Stereotype
Black lipstick?:depends on the situtaion
Black eyeliner?: " "
Black eyeshadow?:" "
Black trenchcoat?:if i had enough money to buy one
Black boots?:YES
Black fishnets?:no money
Black nail polish?:ehhh depends
Cigarettes?:yes
Heavy metal music?:Depends on the artist
Marilyn Manson?:THE HOLY GRAIL
Kittie?:Greatest female rock group of all time
Cradle of Filth?: depends on the occasion
Constant frown and perpetual angst?: yes
Do you like to be seen as:ME
Are you an intellectual?: umm what
An atheist?: no
Horrible home life?:yes
Hopelessly depressed?:yes
Suffering with suicidal idealities?:all the time
Self-mutilation?: yes
The Punk Stereotype
Plaid?: no
Big black boots?:no
Mohawk?: no
Excessive piercings? [Especially facial]: again no money
Loud, confident and opinionated?: sometimes
Wild hair colors?: BLUE AND BLACK
NOFX?: nope
Rancid?:nope
Well versed on political scandals and outrages?:nope
The Jock Sterotype
What's your IQ?:umm last check 148
Do you watch a lot of sports?:no
Play a lot of sports?: no
Talk a lot about sports?:no
Do you do anything, really, but think about sports?:no
Are you arrogant?: sometimes
Are you a male or female whore?:no
Are you homophobic?: nope and i HATE people who are
Do you tease other people a lot because you want to seem confident?: no
But really you're a quivering mass of insecurity?:yes
Boobs = yes?: umm man boobs
Parties = yes?: nope
Dropping out of high school and flipping burgers = yes?:no and no