Update.......been out of the LJ loop for a bit
Howdeeeee, squishy! I am here to vomit language with the boy who lives in this shelter unit!
So things have been going amazingly well since Ash was claimed by the Dark Side and became Darth Ashleigh. I've hardly seen her, though I did clarify to my relief that the kelly_spirited_christ zombie was in fact a member of an internet trolling group that far out-evils even Ash's pathetic attempts at being "bad". She had the nerve to leave me a note on my door in Renton saying that she "needs her half of the deposit ASAP" and that my "honesty and efficiency in this matter will be appreciated". She said she would be confirming the reciept of the deposit and the amount with the landlords. Sorry hun, that's illegal. Then she wanted me to pay for a month's worth of phone bills that were incurred after she had my phone service shut off, claiming that she didn't technically have it cut off until the 15th, though the phone stopped having service on the 1st. Shah! Monkeys might fly out my butt!
Anyhow, I got the hell out of that God forsaken town and moved to West Seattle, very near unto Alki Beach. I am most pleased with this move. Now I don't have to see Ash's incredibly nasty and disgusting new BF, nor waste arm movements flipping him the bird. I am dating again and seeing some fantastic girls. The more the merrier, so if there's any pretty ladies reading that want to try their luck with me, aaaaalllllllllll riiiiiiiiiiiiight!!!! I've been out dancing and playing shows a lot recently, and may even get to play in the Seattle Peace Concerts this summer. I'm a rockstar, baby! :-D Summer at Alki is going to be fantastic. It's already shaping up nicely during the sunny days, but it hasn't been bikini warm yet. Biding my time.
Hope everyone is doing swell. Keep it real and play it off legit!
Giggity giggity giggity,
Feather the Random Anomaly
So things have been going amazingly well since Ash was claimed by the Dark Side and became Darth Ashleigh. I've hardly seen her, though I did clarify to my relief that the kelly_spirited_christ zombie was in fact a member of an internet trolling group that far out-evils even Ash's pathetic attempts at being "bad". She had the nerve to leave me a note on my door in Renton saying that she "needs her half of the deposit ASAP" and that my "honesty and efficiency in this matter will be appreciated". She said she would be confirming the reciept of the deposit and the amount with the landlords. Sorry hun, that's illegal. Then she wanted me to pay for a month's worth of phone bills that were incurred after she had my phone service shut off, claiming that she didn't technically have it cut off until the 15th, though the phone stopped having service on the 1st. Shah! Monkeys might fly out my butt!
Anyhow, I got the hell out of that God forsaken town and moved to West Seattle, very near unto Alki Beach. I am most pleased with this move. Now I don't have to see Ash's incredibly nasty and disgusting new BF, nor waste arm movements flipping him the bird. I am dating again and seeing some fantastic girls. The more the merrier, so if there's any pretty ladies reading that want to try their luck with me, aaaaalllllllllll riiiiiiiiiiiiight!!!! I've been out dancing and playing shows a lot recently, and may even get to play in the Seattle Peace Concerts this summer. I'm a rockstar, baby! :-D Summer at Alki is going to be fantastic. It's already shaping up nicely during the sunny days, but it hasn't been bikini warm yet. Biding my time.
Hope everyone is doing swell. Keep it real and play it off legit!
Giggity giggity giggity,
Feather the Random Anomaly