Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Sunday I gave
tentsuke a Dutch Oven (-10 points). In June I put gum in
yakushi_kabumi's hair (-12 points). Last Thursday I bought porn for
dr_jiraiya (10 points). In October I punched
mistsuccubus in the arm (-10 points). In May I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-30 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
medical_ninja