Sword.

[mechers]

Does anyone else get really confused by irony sometimes? Like, I recognize it, and I use it, but if I think about it too much, I get all, "Wait. Is that really ironic? What is irony again?" And then I go look it up and the words make no sense. Then I think really, really hard and it sort of makes sense. Later, it's like this blip of miscognition never happened. This doesn't happen with any other rhetorical device. I suppose that's ironic in itself. Or is it? HELP I CAN'T TELL.

This is probably like when I write a word too many times and it starts to sound and look wierd and I have to look it up b/c I'm no longer sure I'm spelling it right.

Like sword.

Sword.
Sword.
Sword.
Sword.
Sword.
Sword.
Sword.
Sword..
Sword...
Sword...?
Sword?
Sword??
Sword??!
Sword??!?!
Sword??!?!!
SWORD??!?!!

...

Sword.

My brain, it melts sometimes.