Everything I Own is Knitted
Ozzy Ozbourne when I'm sick; stumbling and bumbling through the kitchten, mumbling and swearing, then yelling when I can't find the........thing I was looking for that I forgot. I've been off and on all day and yesterday, when I called in sick for work and (to my surprise) they let it fly. Probably because I actually sounded sick. From what I here they were a person short already and Misseye tried making a Voodoo doll out of me in the back room. Luckily for me she's from Arkansas and doesn't know the first thing about pins and needles. Long story short; yesderday morning I took some nighttime cold medicine, made some sheep sex jokes to my mom, then talked about prostates etc etc etc not polite couch conversation until I cut my losses and went to bed thoroughly embarrassed.
My only disappointment this year has been a derailed plan to get sloshed.
There is always New Years. Wait, I'm working.
My only disappointment this year has been a derailed plan to get sloshed.
There is always New Years. Wait, I'm working.