If I'm getting my balls blown off for a word, my word is "poontang"

Dec 31, 2010 03:18

My Firefly shirt came in today! I never want to take it off. Now all I need is a cunning hat and my binder, and I have become Jayne Cobb.

Also, I've watched Full Metal Jacket, and it's cemented Adam Baldwin's place as my role model for life. He is the very picture of masculinity that I wish to achieve.

I mean seriously. Look at this. Look at it.

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That's fucking nuts. That's what I'm talking about. A man goes charging into sheer stupidity, and only stops to check his nuts. None of this stupid emotion shit I have to deal with now. I hate feeling all wibbly wobbly over nothing. I want to be the idiot that goes barreling into life knowing that as long as his ballsack is swinging, everything's going to be just fine.

And when Cowboy goes down, he just steps up and takes over the unit. No hesitation, just action. And he bags him a motherfucking sniper.

adam baldwin is my idol, now you're a man, the man they call jayne, important life goals

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