Hey look even dumb asses can configure a web template.

Nov 07, 2005 18:15

Irk, Erk, Erked - whatever you want to call it. Today's topic is web templates and Internet start ups, or better yet - dumb ass people wanting to get rich quick on the internet.

Since new sites like monster template and other various free or pay to use template sites have sprung up on the net, internet jack asses have a new camouflage to hide behind. No longer will you be bombarded with GIANT JACK ASS TEXT ABOUT SELLING BULLSHIT TO OTHER ADVERTISERS INTO THE SAME BULLSHIT. Luckily, for us - the uninterested parties of the internet; we now get a totally new experience. Now we are all blessed to see handfuls of generic photos of people in business suites in a design as stale as the the Internet itself.

I don't know - maybe I'm just to critical of this whole Internet thang. After all its just a bunch of monkeys on a lot of sophisticated typewriters flaming each other - or posting about their bullshit on sites like livejournal.com. Either way, I'm tired of these advertising, spamming, spyware pushing cock suckers out their in the world. If these slimy bastards spent half their time doing something productive - maybe they could earn some real money.

I'm about to expand my brand upside your f'n head biotch!
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