JUMPaper - Inoo Kei 06/01/21

Jun 01, 2021 23:38


Inoo's insect web day 2! :)

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It’s insect web.
It’s only been a day since I started insect web, but I discovered various findings.
First, it seems like when attaching a photo of an insect, it’s a consideration to insert it [through] one-click [style] for people who don’t want to look at it. (Note: Inoo attached the photos by inserting it to a clickable text, so you can’t directly see the photo unless you click on it.)

I hate it too when an insect’s photo suddenly appears. It’s gross so [doing that] is a consideration. Please don’t worry because photos of insects won’t suddenly appear here.

But when you think about our photos being able to be viewed without the click [option], I felt that there‘s a big gap between insects and idols.
“Sorry insects!”

Also, I realized that the second photo [I posted yesterday] seems like copulating pill bugs based on everyone’s reaction on SNS.

Honestly, I took the photo because I thought it looked like the photo of Arioka sitting on Yamada’s lap. (Note: The jweb photo that Yamada uploaded was him sitting on Daiki’s lap.) I thought the pill bugs were playing with each other.

To think that they were copulating.

I did a bad thing.

But since they were flirting in the middle of the day at a public place, it’s fine if everyone sees them, right? Pill bugs-san?

Also, it seems like pill bugs aren’t insects. (Note: Yabu posted on jweb today too and he attached these hashtags: # Inoo Pillbugs Aren’t Insects, # Insects Have 6 Legs, & # If Inoo Says They’re Insects Then They Can Be Insects)

It appears that they are included in the group of crustaceans, where shrimps and crabs belong to. It‘s included in the classification of wood louse suborder. It seems like the kind that curls up is roughly called a pill bug. (There are exceptions.)

Well, I searched it on the internet but I don’t get it at all. Sorry if I got it wrong.

I’m sure that shrimps and crabs can be called pill bugs if they can curl up too.

I have a dream, right?

Well then, here’s a photo of today’s insect.
(Photo of a ground beetle; note: I just searched on the internet and it looks like a ground beetle)

Insects feel ★ ★
Concrete feel ★ ★ ★
Grossness ★ ★
Who are you? ★ ★ ★ ★ ★

Note: Japanese and English are not my native languages, so there might be mistakes. Please feel free to correct me. :)

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