Watch this for your Monday dose of bittersweet poignancy.

Health update: Still not feeling quite myself. It's like when your computer keeps popping up 'error' messages that don't make sense or refer to any particular error. I'm functioning, but some kind of error is going on.

The ultimate in Schadenfreude.

ETA: Judging from my entry tags, I am a horrible, horrible person. And that's the way I like it.

Katie Holmes takes her shiny new nose out on the town. Also know as a brand new low for Mrs Psycho Couch-Jumper.