Continued
1. "I can't find it."
MEANS: It didn't fall into my outstretched hands.
2. "That's women's work."
MEANS: It's difficult, dirty and thankless.
3. "Will you marry me?"
MEANS: Both of my roommates have moved out, I can't find the washing
machine and there's no leftover pizza left.
4. "It's a guy thing."
MEANS: There's no rational thought pattern connected to it and you have no
chance at all of making it logical.
5. "Can I help with dinner?"
MEANS: Why isn't it already on the table?
6. "It would take too long to explain."
MEANS: I have no idea how it works but I'd rather die than admit that to
you.
7. "I'm getting more exercise lately."
MEANS: The batteries in the remote are dead.
8. "We're going to be late."
MEANS: I have a legitimate reason for driving like a maniac.
MEANS: It didn't fall into my outstretched hands.
2. "That's women's work."
MEANS: It's difficult, dirty and thankless.
3. "Will you marry me?"
MEANS: Both of my roommates have moved out, I can't find the washing
machine and there's no leftover pizza left.
4. "It's a guy thing."
MEANS: There's no rational thought pattern connected to it and you have no
chance at all of making it logical.
5. "Can I help with dinner?"
MEANS: Why isn't it already on the table?
6. "It would take too long to explain."
MEANS: I have no idea how it works but I'd rather die than admit that to
you.
7. "I'm getting more exercise lately."
MEANS: The batteries in the remote are dead.
8. "We're going to be late."
MEANS: I have a legitimate reason for driving like a maniac.