and Yet more , But hey I thought it was funny

[mean_man]

9. "Take a break, honey, you're working too hard."
MEANS: I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner.

10. "That's interesting, dear."
MEANS: Are you still talking?

11. "Honey, we don't need material things to prove our love."
MEANS: I forgot our anniversary again.

12. "You expect too much from me."
MEANS: You expect me to stay awake afterwards?


13. "It's really a good movie."
MEANS: It's got guns, knives, fast cars and lots of foxy chicks. What? You
want a plot as well as all that?

14. "You know how bad my memory is."
MEANS: I remember the words to the theme song of F-Troop, the address of
the first girl I kissed and the vehicle identification number of every car
I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday.

15. "I was just thinking about you, and got you these roses."
MEANS: The girl selling them on the corner was a real babe.

16. "Oh, don't fuss. I just cut myself, it's no big deal."
MEANS: I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I
admit I'm hurt and that I should have been wearing the safety equipment
you so thoughtfully provided.