A pop star's death in the Beyoncé era
I'm watching Brandy on "The Tonight Show" right now, and my god, what happened?
In the space of a few short years, Brandy has gone from innocuous pop girl to, in the Beyoncé Knowles era and since her last album two years ago tanked, cheap hoochie; and wannabe bad girlwith her "Afrodisiac" album.
On Leno she's wearing a gold lamé top that has a to-the-navel drop neck to show a matching gold lamé bikini bra, creating an effect that looks, at best, Beyoncé-light.
Her hair is no longer in braids (thank god, because she had those jawns pulled so tight she looked like she was balding), but is now a dyed red in long locks that also come off, at best, Beyoncé-light.
And she's matched her gold lamé top with bluejeans. Sure, they're $500 bluejeans, but they sure as hell don't look it. Hell, can't you only match gold lamé with gold lamé?
I didn't even see the shoes because I couldn't take it anymore.
Oh, the humanity!