Dancing with the Stars: The Women
A three-night premiere? WTF? Why are they doing this? Because they can, because I'm gonna watch anyway WAIT IS THAT DREW LACHEY?
Did the show raise the cleavage factor this year? Between the dancers and the celebrities, this show's gonna be dangerous to watch on DVR with slow-motion playback :P
Sabrina Bryan is so cute and chubby and fun and smiley. She absolutely blew it out of the building with sharp power. If only she had danced a complete cha cha. Her partner, Max, was awesome from jump street. Dude almost made out with her at the end, but I guess it's gonna work to their benefit if they keep putting out crazy performances like this. I had to watch it again.
Haha, Josie Maran! So pretty, so unfit and uncoordinated and terrible! This is what we're calling supermodels these days?
Jennie Garth shows real potential. Hey! Julianne Hough's brother is on the show now! Dude looks like a Mormon Luke Skywalker.
Marie Osmond did her cutesy thing, and did fine. How lucky is she that Jonathan Roberts is her partner? He makes any woman look good.
Mel B looks AMAZING, but I didn't like her dress. Still, yowza. Another perfect match for Maksim.
Jane Seymour is 56? Pure elegance and delicate style. I'm looking forward to more. She is paired well with Tony Davolani. She was like air out there. Also, what I like best about this show is the human story of reaching inside yourself to do something you haven't done before and excel. Did you know that she was training to be a ballet dancer and had to stop at 16 because of an injury, and now here she is trying to reclaim that lost girl 40 years later? Whoa.
As for the men, dancing tonight: Mark Cuban is gonna be fucking fun to watch. Floyd Mathweather will be a big jerk, but he'll likely be awesome. Helio Castroneves (one of my favorite names) has won the Indy 500 twice, so he's my dark horse. (Wow, so many sports guys in this year's.) Wayne Newton (nice girdle) will not win, but he will go far because of his fame and at least because Cheryl Burke is his partner. The other dudes are bland pretty boys - a soap star and a model? Please.
Did the show raise the cleavage factor this year? Between the dancers and the celebrities, this show's gonna be dangerous to watch on DVR with slow-motion playback :P
Sabrina Bryan is so cute and chubby and fun and smiley. She absolutely blew it out of the building with sharp power. If only she had danced a complete cha cha. Her partner, Max, was awesome from jump street. Dude almost made out with her at the end, but I guess it's gonna work to their benefit if they keep putting out crazy performances like this. I had to watch it again.
Haha, Josie Maran! So pretty, so unfit and uncoordinated and terrible! This is what we're calling supermodels these days?
Jennie Garth shows real potential. Hey! Julianne Hough's brother is on the show now! Dude looks like a Mormon Luke Skywalker.
Marie Osmond did her cutesy thing, and did fine. How lucky is she that Jonathan Roberts is her partner? He makes any woman look good.
Mel B looks AMAZING, but I didn't like her dress. Still, yowza. Another perfect match for Maksim.
Jane Seymour is 56? Pure elegance and delicate style. I'm looking forward to more. She is paired well with Tony Davolani. She was like air out there. Also, what I like best about this show is the human story of reaching inside yourself to do something you haven't done before and excel. Did you know that she was training to be a ballet dancer and had to stop at 16 because of an injury, and now here she is trying to reclaim that lost girl 40 years later? Whoa.
As for the men, dancing tonight: Mark Cuban is gonna be fucking fun to watch. Floyd Mathweather will be a big jerk, but he'll likely be awesome. Helio Castroneves (one of my favorite names) has won the Indy 500 twice, so he's my dark horse. (Wow, so many sports guys in this year's.) Wayne Newton (nice girdle) will not win, but he will go far because of his fame and at least because Cheryl Burke is his partner. The other dudes are bland pretty boys - a soap star and a model? Please.