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[mdandenault]

One day I opened up my friends page and holy shit, there was an enormous fucking 5x7 image of Jeremy Roenick and at that very moment I went running to the kitchen to stab myself in the face with a spoon when Cristobal says, "Mathieu, it's not worth it. Spoons are for cereals and soups and anyway, here's the knife I thought of stabbing myself with

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[m_commodore]

dude... that weird red wing is on my friends page, too. He's always whining and being emo...

oh, wait... we're talking about my Canes teammate. Yeah... he was an ass for hurting your teammate. I had to share a bed with him once. It was a HORRIBLE experience.

[mdandenault]

Don't you be talkin' shit about the Red Wings. I'll have to punch you in the nuts.

[m_commodore]

Why the fuck do you like the Red Wings...

Oh... duh... I'm looking at your icon and seeing it. I have an icon like that, too. But for a much better red team...

[mdandenault]

Wow, did you just wake up and find yourself in the NHL yesterday or are you naturally that clueless?

[m_commodore]

I drink a LOT Of beer, and pretty much only pay attention to my own team. The beer makes me a bit forgetful...

[mdandenault]

No sorry you can't blame beer for being a fucking dumbass and not remembering the Red Wings winning all those fucking Cups.