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May 10, 2007 21:28

One day I opened up my friends page and holy shit, there was an enormous fucking 5x7 image of Jeremy Roenick and at that very moment I went running to the kitchen to stab myself in the face with a spoon when Cristobal says, "Mathieu, it's not worth it. Spoons are for cereals and soups and anyway, here's the knife I thought of stabbing myself with. Let's go hide them so we're safe."

The dangers of Jeremy Roenick are ill and hazardous to your health. The pain you may suffer from exposure could traumatise you for life. This is why I started mbh_undressed so that if you have something that isn't important to say, is cryptic, is painful, is good or bad news or is Jeremy Roenick (that's secret American code for verbal diahrrea), you can post it there. It's the random hockey community.

Join today or you, too, may never win a Cup, just like our friend JR. Now, off to find a spoon... after all, Justin Williams is on my friends page too.
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