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mctabby

Deathly Hallows: the Rude Bits

Jul 21, 2007 23:15

Following on from HBP: the Rude Bits (July 16, 2005) - let's see how DH compares. :D

Suggestive lines, double entendres, phrases that make you snigger immaturely and uncontrollably - please quote them in comments here.

Standard spoiler warning applies.

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lolaraincoat July 21 2007, 19:21:58 UTC

bottom of p. 422, Canadian edition: Harry, remarking on Polyjuiced Ron's appearance: "'Well, he's not my type, but he'll do.'"

azurelunatic July 21 2007, 21:08:02 UTC

That one got me yowling. My roommate was disturbed.

princeofblood July 22 2007, 15:23:18 UTC

Oh I loved that line ;D

tea_elle July 22 2007, 17:13:51 UTC

What, "Okay, Ron, come here so I can do you..." didn't register your sniggers?

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two contributions from Hermione mctabby July 21 2007, 19:27:18 UTC

"Some wizards just like to boast that theirs are bigger and better than other people's." (Chapter 21)

"Okay, Ron, come here so I can do you..." (Chapter 26)

Re: two contributions from Hermione sor_bet July 23 2007, 05:25:51 UTC

Oh, yes, the "size doesn't matter" comment! :-D

Re: two contributions from Hermione kanedax July 23 2007, 14:09:09 UTC

Yes yes yes! I caught that wand line first time through, had to do a double-take to make sure we were talking about the same thing.

Re: two contributions from Hermione taeli July 23 2007, 22:07:20 UTC

The line before "Okay, Ron" is also pretty dirty, imo.

"She tasted disgusting, worse than Gurdyroots!"

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darthfi July 21 2007, 19:39:54 UTC

Just generally, the whole Ron and Hermione disappearing just before the battle.

I completely read it as "I don't want to die a virgin!"

evendia July 21 2007, 22:28:00 UTC

Lol, me too. I've read too many fanfictions...

linwenilid July 22 2007, 00:43:58 UTC

Me three!

angeline_dark July 22 2007, 01:01:56 UTC

me four

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ceilidh July 21 2007, 19:43:38 UTC

p. 113 - "I'd do your fly by hand, though," Ron advised Harry, sniggering when Harry immediately checked it.

then down the page, discussing that book:

"It's not all about wandwork, either."

dichroic July 26 2007, 08:00:26 UTC

I was wondering about that. Did it say "fly" in the Amuercan edition? Because the word was "flies" in my British copy, which baffled me a little.

naath July 26 2007, 10:16:40 UTC

In the UK it's "flies" - inexplicably plural. (I mean, that's the word we use for that part of trousers; I think that's the word in the book too but I haven't got it with me to check).

dichroic July 26 2007, 10:39:20 UTC

Thanks. Weird. In the US, we use the singular and I hadn't come across that particular Brit/Am difference until now, when I saw it in DH.

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darkluna July 21 2007, 20:08:58 UTC

Given all that sequestered-away-with-Albus-plotting-to-rule-the-world-together stuff, I don't think that's exactly how it went. ;-)

muggleangel July 21 2007, 23:17:02 UTC

Oh yes, I DIED at that one.

pushdragon July 21 2007, 23:28:37 UTC

Yes! Smuttiest line in the book, that one.

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