Deathly Hallows: the Rude Bits

[mctabby]

Following on from HBP: the Rude Bits (July 16, 2005) - let's see how DH compares. :D

Suggestive lines, double entendres, phrases that make you snigger immaturely and uncontrollably - please quote them in comments here.

Standard spoiler warning applies.

Comments

two contributions from Hermione

[mctabby]

"Some wizards just like to boast that theirs are bigger and better than other people's." (Chapter 21)

"Okay, Ron, come here so I can do you..." (Chapter 26)

Re: two contributions from Hermione

[sor_bet]

Oh, yes, the "size doesn't matter" comment! :-D

Re: two contributions from Hermione

[kanedax]

Yes yes yes! I caught that wand line first time through, had to do a double-take to make sure we were talking about the same thing.

Re: two contributions from Hermione

[taeli]

The line before "Okay, Ron" is also pretty dirty, imo.

"She tasted disgusting, worse than Gurdyroots!"

Re: two contributions from Hermione

[hohaiyee]

Normally I giggle a lot when I read Harry Potter, but I missed a lot this time around since I read it quickly while not feeling well. The wand one though, I've definitely caught, it's explicit! It was a whole paragraph!