It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. Gentle baby dinosaur sex cum falling like sweet rain on Harry's upraised face, menacing penile forests of wizardry.
I know I'm going to regret asking, but-- link, please?
Pureblooded to the bone if it makes any sense. So why can this mudblooded bitch get to him so easily. It's a bugsbunny elmer fudd complex, if you get my meaning.
"Oh Bwunhilde, you'we so wuvly." "Yes, I know it, I can't help it."
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. Gentle baby dinosaur sex cum falling like sweet rain on Harry's upraised face, menacing penile forests of wizardry.
*snicker* I don't usually take summaries from humor fics, troll-fics, etc. But I simply couldn't go past this one, even if it is an obvious crack-fic. :)
Harry and Hermione's daughter Herima is going to Hogwarts early but she doesn't know why. Would it have something to do with her wings?
"And today, class, I have brought before you the not-so-elusive Sue Creature. You will require two each of her feathers and exuberant lashes for this potion. You may begin collecting now."
• A young girl. Concieved by good and evil. Finds love in an unlikely place, Draco Malfoy? She has a long lost halfbrother? Incest. Ew.
• About what Lily does over the summer holidays. It involves computers and cameras, so it has to be set in the 21st century or something. Okay, yeah, tech was different thirty years ago, but I *promise* we had cameras. Really.
• after years of torture, james mistakes lily for a merperson. what will she do? get revenge? Isn't that what the torture is for?
• At the end of it all, Dumbledore picks up his viola. Link?
• Based off of the novel and movie by Jane Austen. Wow. Jane was advanced.
• Dear Miss. Granger, We are sorry to inform you that your parents have perished and that you will live with the Malfoy's, and you will also be resorted. I am really sorry to have to tell you this. Please send yourself and your stuff to the headmaster's office. The Ministry of MagicWhat scares me here is that I'm more bothered by the period after "Miss" than by the sheer idiocy of the letter and its
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• Every day Remus becomes more and more like a wolf. He needs to mate. Severus is a straight neck man believing he should be the dominate one in the relationship. They have been together for two years. Can a mating ritual break up their marriage? Plot insid A plot? NOOOOOO
• Ginny is inexorably bonded to the sunset I...don't know what this means, but it's scary.
• Gotha Snape has reached his sixth and last before final year of Hogwarts without anyone uncovering his darkest secret...until now. That his name is Gotha?
• Harry and Hermione's daughter Herima is going to Hogwarts early but she doesn't know why. Would it have something to do with her wings? Nahhh
• Harry has a creature inheritance! Him and severus must find their 'Niest' between Voldemort, talent shows, and LOTS of preparations!And... Is it a MUGGLE? who in the what huh?
• Harry has a.....sister!?! And she has gone through much the same as he has? This story completely forgoes HBP. Is set in sixth Year and AU Will not really
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• Hermione gets a little drunk on her way to a bar and the next day finds herself in a bedroom next to the Slytherin Prince himself. what happend to her and why is she feeling "nausiated?" Getting drunk on one's way to a bar is very time saving.
• Hermione has been riding motorcycles for awhile, while at a race, who else would she run into but Draco Malfoy...and all heck brakes loose...ok not really Good. Loose brakes would be bad at a motorcycle race.
• hey, give me credit : my mouse doesn't work, so i am doing this story with only my keyboard. Bzuh?
• im Hermione G. grew up with 7 brothers and when I dressed as a boy my mother said girls never gets far in boys clothing...but i did.rated for slight violence detail to be added later Detail? Like story?
• In a twist of fate, Harry narrowly cheats death at the hands of Voldemort with help from a witch. But there's more to this girl then beats the eye. Owww!
• Like... Read and Find out for yourselves. R&R No. • Lucius and Hermione making love, and i mean a rough one.Yeah,
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• Remus makes Sirius feel like he's a born again Christian. RLSB! One shot. Enjoy. Review, please and elaborate on my style.. I don't know what this means.
• Reposted due to grammer. Irony police
• ron and ginny don't want to go to there love but they'll don't no wat to do Ew.
• short harry defeats voldemort. review, please! JK?
• Since the time of the Founders, Salazar Slytherin had always said that that their was something special about him. The others (mostly Godric Gryffendor) thought he was consceded. But what if he wasn't? What if there really was something special about him? What if that something was that he was half-vampire half-demon? And because of this, he could get pregnat? And . . . what if he had an affaire prior to Hogwarts? And as a result, had kids; triplets. Those 3 kids were all boys and 2 carried the gene to bere children of their own. Why? Becaus one child was a full demon, the other a full vampire; but the last was a full human. Eventually, those 3 grew up and married (though the 2 illegally; gays
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...What did you say? What do I think of the summaries? Oh...er...hang on a second, I'll go get my notes--they're in the car.
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I know I'm going to regret asking, but-- link, please?
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My.
God.
It's as if Jack Kirby, heady with the creation of Devil Dinosaur and Moon Boy, got into HP slash. While staggering drunk.
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I have no words.
Do you think people sit down in front of their computers thinking, "right, how can I make sure this gets into Summary Executions?"
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"Oh Bwunhilde, you'we so wuvly."
"Yes, I know it, I can't help it."
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. Gentle baby dinosaur sex cum falling like sweet rain on Harry's upraised face, menacing penile forests of wizardry.
.... the fuck?
I'm voting for "worst of times" on that one.
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"And today, class, I have brought before you the not-so-elusive Sue Creature. You will require two each of her feathers and exuberant lashes for this potion. You may begin collecting now."
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Incest. Ew.
• About what Lily does over the summer holidays. It involves computers and cameras, so it has to be set in the 21st century or something.
Okay, yeah, tech was different thirty years ago, but I *promise* we had cameras. Really.
• after years of torture, james mistakes lily for a merperson. what will she do? get revenge?
Isn't that what the torture is for?
• At the end of it all, Dumbledore picks up his viola.
Link?
• Based off of the novel and movie by Jane Austen.
Wow. Jane was advanced.
• Dear Miss. Granger, We are sorry to inform you that your parents have perished and that you will live with the Malfoy's, and you will also be resorted. I am really sorry to have to tell you this. Please send yourself and your stuff to the headmaster's office. The Ministry of MagicWhat scares me here is that I'm more bothered by the period after "Miss" than by the sheer idiocy of the letter and its ( ... )
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• Every day Remus becomes more and more like a wolf. He needs to mate. Severus is a straight neck man believing he should be the dominate one in the relationship. They have been together for two years. Can a mating ritual break up their marriage? Plot insid
A plot? NOOOOOO
• Ginny is inexorably bonded to the sunset
I...don't know what this means, but it's scary.
• Gotha Snape has reached his sixth and last before final year of Hogwarts without anyone uncovering his darkest secret...until now.
That his name is Gotha?
• Harry and Hermione's daughter Herima is going to Hogwarts early but she doesn't know why. Would it have something to do with her wings?
Nahhh
• Harry has a creature inheritance! Him and severus must find their 'Niest' between Voldemort, talent shows, and LOTS of preparations!And... Is it a MUGGLE?
who in the what huh?
• Harry has a.....sister!?! And she has gone through much the same as he has? This story completely forgoes HBP. Is set in sixth Year and AU Will not really ( ... )
Reply
• Hermione gets a little drunk on her way to a bar and the next day finds herself in a bedroom next to the Slytherin Prince himself. what happend to her and why is she feeling "nausiated?"
Getting drunk on one's way to a bar is very time saving.
• Hermione has been riding motorcycles for awhile, while at a race, who else would she run into but Draco Malfoy...and all heck brakes loose...ok not really
Good. Loose brakes would be bad at a motorcycle race.
• hey, give me credit : my mouse doesn't work, so i am doing this story with only my keyboard.
Bzuh?
• im Hermione G. grew up with 7 brothers and when I dressed as a boy my mother said girls never gets far in boys clothing...but i did.rated for slight violence detail to be added later
Detail? Like story?
• In a twist of fate, Harry narrowly cheats death at the hands of Voldemort with help from a witch. But there's more to this girl then beats the eye.
Owww!
• Like... Read and Find out for yourselves. R&R
No.
• Lucius and Hermione making love, and i mean a rough one.Yeah, ( ... )
Reply
• Remus makes Sirius feel like he's a born again Christian. RLSB! One shot. Enjoy. Review, please and elaborate on my style..
I don't know what this means.
• Reposted due to grammer.
Irony police
• ron and ginny don't want to go to there love but they'll don't no wat to do
Ew.
• short harry defeats voldemort. review, please!
JK?
• Since the time of the Founders, Salazar Slytherin had always said that that their was something special about him. The others (mostly Godric Gryffendor) thought he was consceded. But what if he wasn't? What if there really was something special about him? What if that something was that he was half-vampire half-demon? And because of this, he could get pregnat? And . . . what if he had an affaire prior to Hogwarts? And as a result, had kids; triplets. Those 3 kids were all boys and 2 carried the gene to bere children of their own. Why? Becaus one child was a full demon, the other a full vampire; but the last was a full human. Eventually, those 3 grew up and married (though the 2 illegally; gays ( ... )
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