It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. Gentle baby dinosaur sex cum falling like sweet rain on Harry's upraised face, menacing penile forests of wizardry.
I know I'm going to regret asking, but-- link, please?
Re: dinosaur sex cum crack!ficwrestlingdogSeptember 30 2006, 02:39:41 UTC
"According to the doctrine of Creationism, God created the world 10,000 years ago and then dinosaurs all drowned in the great flood or something like that. Littlefoot and his underage interspecies lover, Cera the Triceratops, had never heard of this theory. They were dinosaurs, you see, and not very inclined towards intellectual pursuits."
I am (or, more appropriately, was as a small child) possibly the biggest Land Before Time ever. This makes me never, ever, EVER want to even think about that movie again.
...Besides, they totally missed the most obvious pairing ever- Ducky/Petrie.
Re: dinosaur sex cum crack!ficwolf_hawkOctober 1 2006, 02:16:06 UTC
Was as his swearing to formula; calmed down everyone its and each night. Then squishmitten another time, formed them, because they its would like to be, than the side for so soft Friday. Friday never did not come enough fast.
My god, it's like James Joyce writing HP crackfic after a copious amount of absinthe and a lobotomy. What. the. fuck.
I know I'm going to regret asking, but-- link, please?
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My.
God.
It's as if Jack Kirby, heady with the creation of Devil Dinosaur and Moon Boy, got into HP slash. While staggering drunk.
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I have no words.
Do you think people sit down in front of their computers thinking, "right, how can I make sure this gets into Summary Executions?"
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*g*
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*is ded*
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I think that is possibly one of the most offensive things I've ever read in life!
Nope, I'm gonna skip that story.
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I am (or, more appropriately, was as a small child) possibly the biggest Land Before Time ever. This makes me never, ever, EVER want to even think about that movie again.
...Besides, they totally missed the most obvious pairing ever- Ducky/Petrie.
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Ducky/Petrie/Spike=OT3!!
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My god, it's like James Joyce writing HP crackfic after a copious amount of absinthe and a lobotomy. What. the. fuck.
Thanks for sharing?
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