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ellen_fremedon September 29 2006, 19:45:47 UTC
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. Gentle baby dinosaur sex cum falling like sweet rain on Harry's upraised face, menacing penile forests of wizardry.

I know I'm going to regret asking, but-- link, please?

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dinosaur sex cum crack!fic mctabby September 29 2006, 19:51:08 UTC
It's over there. Enjoy! :)

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Re: dinosaur sex cum crack!fic sobriquet_99 September 29 2006, 22:54:40 UTC
Oh.

My.

God.

It's as if Jack Kirby, heady with the creation of Devil Dinosaur and Moon Boy, got into HP slash. While staggering drunk.

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Re: dinosaur sex cum crack!fic wildfyre September 29 2006, 23:47:18 UTC
OMG.

I have no words.

Do you think people sit down in front of their computers thinking, "right, how can I make sure this gets into Summary Executions?"

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Re: dinosaur sex cum crack!fic bethbethbeth September 30 2006, 01:40:19 UTC
The summary for that author's single LotR's story: "Legolas falls for a handsome Orc."

*g*

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Re: dinosaur sex cum crack!fic shezan September 30 2006, 01:36:00 UTC
but not the right ones.

*is ded*

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Re: dinosaur sex cum crack!fic paper_tzipporah September 30 2006, 02:26:36 UTC
Oh, hey, ICON LOVE.

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Re: dinosaur sex cum crack!fic threerings September 30 2006, 01:46:53 UTC
OMG

I think that is possibly one of the most offensive things I've ever read in life!

Nope, I'm gonna skip that story.

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Re: dinosaur sex cum crack!fic wrestlingdog September 30 2006, 02:39:41 UTC
"According to the doctrine of Creationism, God created the world 10,000 years ago and then dinosaurs all drowned in the great flood or something like that. Littlefoot and his underage interspecies lover, Cera the Triceratops, had never heard of this theory. They were dinosaurs, you see, and not very inclined towards intellectual pursuits."

I am (or, more appropriately, was as a small child) possibly the biggest Land Before Time ever. This makes me never, ever, EVER want to even think about that movie again.

...Besides, they totally missed the most obvious pairing ever- Ducky/Petrie.

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Re: dinosaur sex cum crack!fic 8daze September 30 2006, 05:46:50 UTC
...I just realized how sad it is that I've actually been in Ducky/Petrie ship wars. o_o Fandom has left me no sanity.

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Re: dinosaur sex cum crack!fic ashavah October 22 2006, 08:47:12 UTC
SQUEE!!! Someone's using my icon!!!

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Re: dinosaur sex cum crack!fic 8daze October 26 2006, 04:53:58 UTC
Must love Mina. =)

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Re: dinosaur sex cum crack!fic eeyore9990 October 12 2006, 13:08:43 UTC
Ducky/Petrie=OTP!!

Ducky/Petrie/Spike=OT3!!

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Re: dinosaur sex cum crack!fic wolf_hawk October 1 2006, 02:16:06 UTC
Was as his swearing to formula; calmed down everyone its and each night. Then squishmitten another time, formed them, because they its would like to be, than the side for so soft Friday. Friday never did not come enough fast.

My god, it's like James Joyce writing HP crackfic after a copious amount of absinthe and a lobotomy. What. the. fuck.

Thanks for sharing?

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