A day of salt and newspapers John/Rodney (R) | ~2,960 words
A follow-up to The Hard Sel (aka selmelier!Rodney), and a busy day at Atlantis.

( Similarly, did you know that Isaac Newton wrote the 'Principia', the greatest and purest expression of human thought, in Latin specifically so completely clueless people who thought they knew about mathematics wouldn't harass him? )

Supernatural (PG13) ~830 words
[AU, set after "The Eye"] John is a _____ and Rodney is a ______. (And this, as they say, is a fic of crack.) Many thanks to sheafrotherdon for encouragement, and amberlynne who instigated ♥

( His fingers stroke Rodney's face, sketching out geometries that might have Rodney concerned at any other time - he's bound by symbols, by patterns, but the only thing John's binding him to is this moment, and he doesn't need magic circles to do it. )

Swim shorts, barefooted, wild-haired (John/Rodney) PG

A wee sort-of floofy ficlet set in tardis-land and written for tardis80 and her amazing, lovely postcards of whales, robots, mer!Rodneys, and joy ♥ The title is from Jack Kerouac.

( --that's the way to live. )

.Telescope (John/Rodney) ~774 words [Nantucket index]
Inspired by siriaeve's lovely Nantucket kiss from yesterday, but this could really happen at any time. Also inspired by this totally awesome article. EXTRASOLAR PLANETS OMG.

( Tonight, it’s practically a foregone conclusion that every kid in the neighborhood will flock around Rodney, a clear summer night with a new moon and the promise of meteor showers, and Rodney’s telescope parked out on the front lawn. )

.More Temperate (John/Rodney R) ~3690
Part of the Restoration Hardware AU, and takes place about eight months or so after Office Hours. Hugest thanks to sheafrotherdon for audiencing and handholding!

( 
'Maybe you should go naked under your robes,' John says with a brief, sweet leer. )

Office Hours (~2,750)
Part of the Restoration Hardware micro-AU. Written for dogeared, who was made grumpy today *hugs!*

( Besides, he and John just... go out. And sometimes they kiss, and at some point when Rodney wasn't looking, John stole second base. )

PG, holiday floofiness.

Written for the_oscar_cat's Secret SGA Christmas Podfic Anthology, which comes complete with music and squeaky pig and boys in orange fleeces and other favorite things.

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A follow-up to a snippet I doodled for sloganeer, who also deserves credit for realizing that John, like Hobbes, is mean, fierce, and nimble.

.extra special disclaimer: G.R.O.S.S., Calvin, and Hobbes are the brilliant creations of Bill Watterson.

( once again Rodney has reason to regret designating the week's password as a First Sheppard responsibility )

Read the capslocked bold print :>

.In media nocte
.by aesc

.GREAT BIG WHACKING SPOILERS FOR 4.04 "DOPPELGANGER"

( being still without fear or Ferris wheels )