frog prince (G)

[_kiden]

title: frog prince
word count: 468 / rating: G
summary: Sheppard has been turned into a toad! Whatever shall the team do!
notes: written in about seven minutes,
so I apologize for, you know, writing it at all.
*hangs head in shame*

Comments

[deelaundry]

HEE! It's SGA; it could happen! Great voices in this, and absolutely hilarious.

PS. I love, love the phrase "cold little not-lips" but the word before it should be "its" (no apostrophe).

[_kiden]

Thanks! And you're right, it could totally happen. *eg

Hey, it could have been worse, thanks for letting me know! :D

[mckays_girl]

"Kiss the toad, McKay," Ronon says, poking Rodney in the back with his gun. "Or I'm going to shoot you."

"How would that help?" Rodney snaps, turning on Ronon.

"It wouldn't," he says. "But it would make me feel better."

Bwahahahaha

Oh, Ronon *sigh*

[_kiden]

Ronon has anger management issues. :D

[mckays_girl]

Or maybe he just has a kink for people kissing frogs and is really aggressive about it ;p

[_kiden]

You > Me. That is exactly it. Aggressive Frog Smooching Kink. Kate named it and everything, she even wrote a case study on him.

Ronon wears Kermit the Frog pajamas. I read it on his blog iheartfrogs.atlexp.lnet

True facts. ♥

Nope, I have no idea what an lnet is.

[_kiden]

There will be many, I'm sure. And all of them hilarious. And half of them involving someone being called a princess. :D

[kassrachel]

Ahahahahahahaha!

[_kiden]

:DD

[gaffsie]

Ahahahaha, my heart goes out to poor Rodney, falling for the peer pressure like that.

[_kiden]

Hey, at least Ronon and Teyla can't tease him - they kissed the frog too. Although, Sheppard can tease everyone, so, I guess he's the only real winner. *giggles*

[gaffsie]

He's going to get a lot of mileage out of this, that's for sure.