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Aug 28, 2005 22:13

taken from roargh who took it from nutriabob...

Go to your music player of choice and put it all on shuffle. Say the
following questions aloud, and after each one press play. Use the song
title as the answer to the question.

What do you think of me, Winamp?
Beatles-You've Really Got a Hold On Me
Ok, my Winamp likes me

Will I have a happy life?
Simple Plan-I'd Do Anything
Ok, so I'll be a desperate loser the rest of my life, like I didn't suspect that already

What do my friends really think of me?
The Offspring-The Meaning of Life
I thought they liked me, but that is a bit obsesive

Do people secretly lust after me?
Good Charlotte-The Day That I Die
Ok, I guess the love I'll get will be post mortem

How can I make myself happy?
blink 182-Great Blink 182 One-Liners
Ok, that is preaty direct. So to acheave happyness I must become a Blink groupie

What should I do with my life?
Beatles-Yellow Submarine
So I should join the navy

Why must life be so full of pain?
Boxcar Racer-Cat Like Thief
So crime is the cause of all suffering on Earth, I guess we realy should be kind to our fellow man

How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
Showoff-Spill
So I should be messy? Or are you sugesting with the artist that I learn so tricks form Sutra?

Can you give me some advice?
Weird Al Yankovic-My Baby's in Love With Eddie Vedder
So I will be dumped for a celebrey. Great. More good news.

What do you think happiness is?
blink 182-Boring
Ah, so now we get to the heart of the issue, my mp3 player is in a suicidal slump, maybe because I don't give it enough attention. It then gives me the answers above. It kind of comes together in the end.
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