I don't think I can ever brush my teeth enough to stop tasting those words.

So stuff like that happens all the time? Someone should put a stop to it.

I hate pirates.

So, I heard we regain memories here? What timing. I just got something ( Read more... )

…Did I get knocked out? Then why aren’t I dead? Why isn’t whoever knocked me out dead? Wait, are they? I don’t remember what I was doing last… or…

…anything else.

Crap. This is one of those kind of knockouts, isn’t it. Next thing I know I’m gonna be found by some cute, nurturing woman who’s going to take me back to her house to stay while I ( Read more... )