Guess these Movies! - Answers
This is a follow-up post to this one.
Answers below the cut(s).
1.
POOLHALL JUNKIES
Did you guys know, that the average penis size is 6.4 inches? And that the average vaginal canal is 7.9 inches.Therefore, in this country alone, there's over 17,000 miles of unused, virgin pussy out there.
2.
CONFIDENCE
K: [describing how he got shot in a white suit] We're checking our fingers and toes and we discover I got shot. I was the only one who got shot. You know why? White suit. I was the first one they saw, I was the first one they shot at, I was the first one they hit. You what I learned that day?
J: Not to wear white after Labor Day maybe?
3.
ARMY OF DARKNESS
Keep your damn filthy bones outta my mouth.
4.
BLADE
Maybe it's time we forgot about discretion. We should be ruling the humans, not running around making back ally treaties with them. For fucks sake, these people are our food, not our allies.
5.
FISHER KING
Did you lose your mind all at once, or was it a slow, gradual process?
6.
ANGUS
A: I get this pain in my stomach whenever I see her.
T: You get a boner in your stomach?
7.
MOULIN ROUGE
[voiceover and typing] Days turned into weeks, weeks turned into months. And then, one not-so-very special day, I went to my typewriter, I sat down, and I wrote our story. A story about a time, a story about a place, a story about the people. But above all things, a story about love. A love that will live forever. The End.
8.
BREAKFAST AT TIFFANY'S
I don't think I've ever drunk champagne before breakfast before. With breakfast on several occasions, but never before, before.
9.
DEAD MEN DON'T WEAR PLAID
Juliet! Those dirty bastards! Beating up a woman. They even knocked your breasts out of whack.
10.
EQUILIBRIUM
Polygraph Technician: This is a control question, a riddle really. How would you say would be the easiest way to take a weapon away from a Grammaton Cleric?
Brandt: [speaks into Preston's ear] You ask him for it.
11. THE PRINCESS BRIDE
He's right on top of us. I wonder if he is using the same wind we are using.
12. CLERKS
Dante: 37! My girlfriend's sucked 37 dicks!
Customer: In a row?
13. L.A. STORY
I could never be a woman, 'cause I'd just stay home and play with my breasts all day.
14.
EVOLUTION
[snip]
Dr. A.R.: It's over, it's over. You did great! Do you need anything? Can we get you anything?
Harry: Ice cream... I'd like an ice cream please.
Dr. A.R.: Okay, what flavor?
Harry: It doesn't matter. It's for my ass.
15.
PUNISHER
Good business, murder? Does Saint pay you for each one, or does he get a group rate discount?
Answers below the cut(s).
1.
POOLHALL JUNKIES
Did you guys know, that the average penis size is 6.4 inches? And that the average vaginal canal is 7.9 inches.Therefore, in this country alone, there's over 17,000 miles of unused, virgin pussy out there.
2.
CONFIDENCE
K: [describing how he got shot in a white suit] We're checking our fingers and toes and we discover I got shot. I was the only one who got shot. You know why? White suit. I was the first one they saw, I was the first one they shot at, I was the first one they hit. You what I learned that day?
J: Not to wear white after Labor Day maybe?
3.
ARMY OF DARKNESS
Keep your damn filthy bones outta my mouth.
4.
BLADE
Maybe it's time we forgot about discretion. We should be ruling the humans, not running around making back ally treaties with them. For fucks sake, these people are our food, not our allies.
5.
FISHER KING
Did you lose your mind all at once, or was it a slow, gradual process?
6.
ANGUS
A: I get this pain in my stomach whenever I see her.
T: You get a boner in your stomach?
7.
MOULIN ROUGE
[voiceover and typing] Days turned into weeks, weeks turned into months. And then, one not-so-very special day, I went to my typewriter, I sat down, and I wrote our story. A story about a time, a story about a place, a story about the people. But above all things, a story about love. A love that will live forever. The End.
8.
BREAKFAST AT TIFFANY'S
I don't think I've ever drunk champagne before breakfast before. With breakfast on several occasions, but never before, before.
9.
DEAD MEN DON'T WEAR PLAID
Juliet! Those dirty bastards! Beating up a woman. They even knocked your breasts out of whack.
10.
EQUILIBRIUM
Polygraph Technician: This is a control question, a riddle really. How would you say would be the easiest way to take a weapon away from a Grammaton Cleric?
Brandt: [speaks into Preston's ear] You ask him for it.
11. THE PRINCESS BRIDE
He's right on top of us. I wonder if he is using the same wind we are using.
12. CLERKS
Dante: 37! My girlfriend's sucked 37 dicks!
Customer: In a row?
13. L.A. STORY
I could never be a woman, 'cause I'd just stay home and play with my breasts all day.
14.
EVOLUTION
[snip]
Dr. A.R.: It's over, it's over. You did great! Do you need anything? Can we get you anything?
Harry: Ice cream... I'd like an ice cream please.
Dr. A.R.: Okay, what flavor?
Harry: It doesn't matter. It's for my ass.
15.
PUNISHER
Good business, murder? Does Saint pay you for each one, or does he get a group rate discount?