Norrisisms

[mckoool]

Ok here is some of the best stuff I have found. This has made me laugh at work all day.

*There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

*Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

*Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

*Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.

*Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

*The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

*Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.