Things that I have done that you probably haven't list.
The first one of these that I've seen was on tyrsalvia's journal.
Hers was the most interesting one.
1. Played an accordion solo in front of around 1500 punks, a large number of whom broke the safety barrier in front of the stage during this.
2. Dressed up as a squirrel and jumped out of giant redwood trees, spooking hippies in Northern California.
3. Been chased by a large group of Klingons.
4. Built a working flatbed X-Y plotter from mostly junk found at Lowes.
5. Been at Denny's when Craig called the payphone and managed to convince the people who answered that he was God.
6. Attended a mongoose versus habu (poisonous snake) fight. (I was young and taken there by adults)
7. Introduced two friends who immediately took a dislike to each other and began to argue in ancient Sumerian.
8. Fried up Boca Bratwursts in real bacon grease.
9. Been kicked out of the third grade for telling the guidance counselor that her field is run by "overeducated idiots". I pointed out that the chart she had on her wall that claimed that third-graders haven't formed the ability to grasp abstract concepts yet, as obviously false since I was a third grader and understood what an abstract concept is, which is itself an abstract concept.
10. Gone tavern hopping in a firetruck, got really drunk and shot water.
Hers was the most interesting one.
1. Played an accordion solo in front of around 1500 punks, a large number of whom broke the safety barrier in front of the stage during this.
2. Dressed up as a squirrel and jumped out of giant redwood trees, spooking hippies in Northern California.
3. Been chased by a large group of Klingons.
4. Built a working flatbed X-Y plotter from mostly junk found at Lowes.
5. Been at Denny's when Craig called the payphone and managed to convince the people who answered that he was God.
6. Attended a mongoose versus habu (poisonous snake) fight. (I was young and taken there by adults)
7. Introduced two friends who immediately took a dislike to each other and began to argue in ancient Sumerian.
8. Fried up Boca Bratwursts in real bacon grease.
9. Been kicked out of the third grade for telling the guidance counselor that her field is run by "overeducated idiots". I pointed out that the chart she had on her wall that claimed that third-graders haven't formed the ability to grasp abstract concepts yet, as obviously false since I was a third grader and understood what an abstract concept is, which is itself an abstract concept.
10. Gone tavern hopping in a firetruck, got really drunk and shot water.