Comments | mcc2040: Fic: the Chair; Richard/Kahlan (NC-17)

mcc2040

Fic: the Chair; Richard/Kahlan (NC-17)

Jul 09, 2010 06:04

Title: the Chair (LOL FOR LACK OF A BETTER FUCKING TITLE. You got one, lemme know so I can change this shit)
Author: mcc2040
Pairing: Richard/Kahlan
Rating: NC-17
Prompt: “R/K K's chair”
Disclaimer: If I did, R would be going down on K.

( Read more... )

author: mcc2040, rating: nc-17, fanfiction, rating: r

Comments 24

ballecer July 9 2010, 13:31:19 UTC

Excuse me while I go crawl in a corner and resign from fan-ficing.

Ok know that I do this out of LOVE and deep RESPECT for you: BUT SHUDDUP WHILE I FORCE THIS APPLE IN YOUR MOUTH SO I CAN READ MY SMUT WITHOUT ANYMORE OF THIS BLASPHEMY! *goes to read*

*comes back* (<--FUNNY PUN DOES NOT EVEN EXAGGERATE, YO!!!)

HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGCONFESSOR!! I am SO RAGING with hormones rn, YOU. DON'T. EVEN. UNDERSTAND! You've succeeded in confessing my libido bc I think you single-handedly MADE ME BLOOD RAGE WITH ALL YOUR EPIC ESTROGEN-SUMMONING WRITING! Forget "deding"- YOU TOTES CONTROL MY LADYPARTS, BB! DED them if you will, but they ARE YOURS TO COMMAND! I mean, I fell asleep but woke up three hours later out of the blue? NO! Your fic was demanding I come here NAO! XXXDDDD

AND OMFG, R was making me ~feel like a woman right along there with K! NOT EVEN GONNA LIE. And of course I was SOOO freaking GFK throughout the whole thing. <--NOOOOT really sure what this makes me? Bi? A transvestite? Crossdresser? o.O ( ... )

mcc2040 July 11 2010, 20:28:49 UTC

YOU GET TEH SEXING ICON YAYAYAYAYAYYYY.

BUT SHUDDUP WHILE I FORCE THIS APPLE IN YOUR MOUTH
I KNOW THERE IS MORE BUT THAT IS ALL I READ BEFORE I LOL'D. Apple in my mouth eh? Well if that isn't awfully kinky of you! WE HAVEN'T EVEN BEEN ON A FIRST DATE YET, YO. ROFLMAO.

*comes back*
VERY.KINKY. I LIKE.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL. Confessing you VIA smut!!fic, I THINK I GOTZ SOME PERTTY DAMN GOOD SKILLZ THEN. ~Powerful writing magic. Its the visual thats providing the dedding, I just opened that vivid imagination of yours ;D

Roflmao. RIGHT. Like my fic woke you up all, "HEY. THIS IS NO TIME FOR SLEEP, SO WAKEY WAKEY AND READ SMUT. THEN SLEEP" <--- It's the perfect set up for a HOT AND SPICEY R/K sex dream.
Whuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuttttt. I haz them...~often

It just makes you Gay for Kahlan, bb. OTHERWISE. What the fuck does it make me since I WROTE IT? LULZY. --->Confessed Perv?<---
o_____________________O

IMMA GET YOU YOUR FIC BACK TODAY SINCE I FELL ASLEEP LAST NIGHT. And its YOUR fault I had BONC dreams. LIKE. I think I woke up ( ... )

rosewing86 July 9 2010, 14:26:20 UTC

om-nom-nom-nom!!! i want to eat this up!! hehehe. AND YOU SAY YOU HAVE WRITERS BLOCK *flails* *slaps* THIS. IS. NOT. WRITERS. BLOCK!!!!!!! hehehee i luv is you BB. keep up the good work and dont be blocked! (you know i think Zed is working his cockblocking still, he is blocking your mind so there can be no R/K sexy times) BUT YOU WILL PREVAIL!! hehehe okay. that is all. *goes and reads again, and flails again.*

mcc2040 July 11 2010, 22:22:42 UTC

I'd like to eat them up, I mean whuuuuuut.

I DO HAVE WRITERS BLO-*is slapped*CK, OW. THIS IS NOT GOOD TO MEEE. BUT I IZ VURY HAPPY YOU LIKE IT TOO BB. Zedd is the ULTIMATE cockblocker. I MEAN. He cockblocked ballecer when she was humping the bus stop add, SOOO. OBVS if he's gone two dimensional, he's crossing over into fics and hitting the writers. POOR R/K!!! D: Kahlan's probably ready to confess a bitch after being celibate for... 20+ YEARS!!! DAYUM GIRL.

TY for commenting!! <333

Fic: the Chair; Richard/Kahlan (NC-17) zwineninja July 9 2010, 15:07:47 UTC

Reserved for an EPIC COMMENT!!

Twin.....guhhhhh...

Re: Fic: the Chair; Richard/Kahlan (NC-17) mcc2040 July 11 2010, 22:23:18 UTC

YAY RESERVATIONS!!!!
<3333333333333333333

Re: Fic: the Chair; Richard/Kahlan (NC-17) zwineninja July 13 2010, 06:20:09 UTC

Ok, first thing…Pffft to your calling your writing crap. You just tweeted how many comments you get on FF about your writing! You’re EPIC TWIN!!!!! <333 Oh, and you’re FORBIDDEN from resigning from fan-ficcing, I think I have backup with your smutbunnies on this, so Twin/smutbunnies OVERRULE YOU! Just saying! xD ( ... )

itsmorganabitch July 9 2010, 18:12:47 UTC

srsly, if this is not smut that makes me drool... then I don't know what it is! And I dont't even care there's not any DH or obligatory head because there are fingers and bewbz and OMG!!!
All this epic baby thing plus the smut makes me go all Kahlan like I WANTZ MAH BAYBEEEEEEE!! And I'm not even kidding!

No, srsly...

Bringing a hand up to press against her lower back, Richard pulled her into him as he slid his middle finger into her slit, stroking along her clit before he pushed that finger inside of her, using the pad of his thumb to flick across the anxious nub.

Removing her from his mouth, he licked his fingers clean and grabbed his cock, setting the tip against her entrance.

WUT?!?!? This kind of stuff makes my ladyparts DED!!!

ILU SFM <3333333333333333333333333333333

mcc2040 July 11 2010, 22:27:07 UTC

I don't think ANYONE can go wrong when its RICHARD AND KAHLAN. LIKE. As long as you have the visual the deets don't really matter cause you're just gonna have them fuck in your mind anyway, so -shrugs- XD

I think the next R/K ficlet I do will be R/K trying for a BABYYY. Like all. Hot baby talk thats hot. Yeaaaahhhh. The, "Richard, I think you should get me pregnant."

R: "But Kahlan, there's no guarantee it'll work the first time."
K: "I'll guess you'll have to sex me up many times then"

BUT LIKE SCORCHING AND NOT EDITED BECAUSE IM TOTALLY NOT SAFE TO BE ALL SMUTTY ATM. DAMN YOU COUSINS FRIENDS PEOPLE!! GTFO MY HOUSE!!!

YAY FOR DED LADY PARTS. We can haz Cara come fix those right up! :O
I MEAN.
ICE BB. ICE ICE BB. LOLOLOOOOOOL

ILU MOAR <333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333

confessorlove July 9 2010, 20:26:08 UTC

OMG OMG *DED*

Ok now that you have killed me and I totes came back as a baneling so I could read it over and over again and die AGAIN I'm gonna tell you why I love this SFM I mean it's HOLY MOTHER CONFESSOR HAWT!!!! I mean there is NO WAY IN HELL that this is bad cuz I mean I'm soooooo freaking I'm so totes FULL OF HORMONES rn js cuz OMG!! I mean srsly this is The YOU CAN GET OUT OF MY CHAIR, CHAIR like either get outta my chair or GET IN ME IN MY CHAIR your choice Richard!! LOL

Ok I'm gonna start by saying SHE HAZ THE HBIC!HAIR YUSSSS!! That hair is hot no lie and you KNOW R loved it in Torn even if it was on the K who totes cheated on him cuz of her lack of ~emotions.

And baby talking/thinking I love that SFM I haz a weakness for R/K babies and the making of R/K babies and just the mentioning of R/K babies potentialy being made!! I <3 Baby!fic ( ... )