Fic: the Chair; Richard/Kahlan (NC-17)
Title: the Chair (LOL FOR LACK OF A BETTER FUCKING TITLE. You got one, lemme know so I can change this shit)
Author: mcc2040
Pairing: Richard/Kahlan
Rating: NC-17
Prompt: “R/K K's chair”
Disclaimer: If I did, R would be going down on K.
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Author: mcc2040
Pairing: Richard/Kahlan
Rating: NC-17
Prompt: “R/K K's chair”
Disclaimer: If I did, R would be going down on K.
( Read more... )
Ok know that I do this out of LOVE and deep RESPECT for you: BUT SHUDDUP WHILE I FORCE THIS APPLE IN YOUR MOUTH SO I CAN READ MY SMUT WITHOUT ANYMORE OF THIS BLASPHEMY! *goes to read*
*comes back* (<--FUNNY PUN DOES NOT EVEN EXAGGERATE, YO!!!)
HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGCONFESSOR!! I am SO RAGING with hormones rn, YOU. DON'T. EVEN. UNDERSTAND! You've succeeded in confessing my libido bc I think you single-handedly MADE ME BLOOD RAGE WITH ALL YOUR EPIC ESTROGEN-SUMMONING WRITING! Forget "deding"- YOU TOTES CONTROL MY LADYPARTS, BB! DED them if you will, but they ARE YOURS TO COMMAND! I mean, I fell asleep but woke up three hours later out of the blue? NO! Your fic was demanding I come here NAO! XXXDDDD
AND OMFG, R was making me ~feel like a woman right along there with K! NOT EVEN GONNA LIE. And of course I was SOOO freaking GFK throughout the whole thing. <--NOOOOT really sure what this makes me? Bi? A transvestite? Crossdresser? o.O
Oh, I know... SMUTBUNNY. 'nuff said. ROFL <333
Ok i will alternate between writing my BONC and re-reading this xINFINITY, SO IMMA SPAM YOU WITH YOUR OWN FIC LATER, BB, WHEN I'M MORE COHERENT. FROM LACK OF SLEEP OR JUST BC OF YOUR FIC- I'M NOT EVEN SURE.
Def leaning towards your fic tho. XD
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BUT SHUDDUP WHILE I FORCE THIS APPLE IN YOUR MOUTH
I KNOW THERE IS MORE BUT THAT IS ALL I READ BEFORE I LOL'D. Apple in my mouth eh? Well if that isn't awfully kinky of you! WE HAVEN'T EVEN BEEN ON A FIRST DATE YET, YO. ROFLMAO.
*comes back*
VERY.KINKY. I LIKE.
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL. Confessing you VIA smut!!fic, I THINK I GOTZ SOME PERTTY DAMN GOOD SKILLZ THEN. ~Powerful writing magic. Its the visual thats providing the dedding, I just opened that vivid imagination of yours ;D
Roflmao. RIGHT. Like my fic woke you up all, "HEY. THIS IS NO TIME FOR SLEEP, SO WAKEY WAKEY AND READ SMUT. THEN SLEEP" <--- It's the perfect set up for a HOT AND SPICEY R/K sex dream.
Whuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuttttt. I haz them...~often
It just makes you Gay for Kahlan, bb. OTHERWISE. What the fuck does it make me since I WROTE IT? LULZY. --->Confessed Perv?<---
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IMMA GET YOU YOUR FIC BACK TODAY SINCE I FELL ASLEEP LAST NIGHT. And its YOUR fault I had BONC dreams. LIKE. I think I woke up singing BONC
TY FOR COMMENTING BB!! ILU <3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333
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