So I woke up to a bad dream this morning. I believe it was induced by a huge Chipotle burrito with too much Tabasco for lunch and then too much Wii Swordplay right before bed. I woke to the remnants of a dream that my boss had fired all the interns, laid-off half the engineers, and sent my sorry arse back to college for a second PhD. When I got to college all the undergrads were Wii characters acting like a bunch of rowdy spoiled four year-olds and the rest of the college had turned into a Cocteau (i.e. Demolition Man) version of itself and I was pissed about it.
So to shake the dream I shoved the driveway and walk before leaving for work. I listened to trance music with the bass tuned up and the sub maxed on the way to work and finally did some donuts in the parking lot that was only half full when I got here.