worst birthday ever

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on this day, twenty years ago, a child was born that would change the face of humanity as we know it. this bright, shining star would touch upon hundreds of peoples lives and make them realize how precious a gift life really was. some would say god's gift to mankind, but in actuality closer to god's gift to himself, almost too good to share with

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[nineminutesleft]

hey, happy birthday to you!

[chamois_xx]

the term "Scarlett Johanson" in the above article is used as a code for "Joseph Jalbert."
shhh, tell no one. it's a secret.

[onenesta]

hahahaha
happy birthday kid, enjoy!