A conversation from a few months ago: Me: Hi, Eleanor! I see you put your clothes on by yourself. Eleanor (in a dress): Oh, it's only one clo.

My new hobby: competing to be the least hip person in the room. "Dude, I didn't even know who Sleater-Kinney was until after they broke up. I was more into, like, Metallica back then." "Metallica? They were so much better after they sold out..."

New game: Find the word robot in a sentence, and replace it with intern:

"'I think in the next thirty years, we're going to see a transformation between the industrial sorts of interns, to personal interns,' says Brooks. Brooks' company, iIntern, markets floor cleaning interns for homes." -CNN
"Co-ordinator Dr Lola Canamero said the aim was to ( Read more... )

The true meaning of funball.

( Is this your bra? )

The marquee at the Uptown Cinema in Seattle says:

Hotel Rwanda
Sideways
on two screens

The Electronic Frontier Foundation has the ( best donation form ever. )

There's a sign on a telephone pole down the street that says LOST SIAMESE CAT. Except someone drew a line through CAT and wrote in TWIN.