funny funny
It's like 1:00 in the morning and I was watching one of those infomercials on a product called the "Miracle blade set." This was the conversation.
Me: Hi, I had some questions about the miracle blade set you guys were offering on television.
Her: Ok, what can I help you with?
Me: Well, I was wondering if the blade set can in fact perform miracles.
Her: No sir. That's just the name of the product.
Me: Well... that's very misleading don't you think?
Her: No...?
Me: So, you are telling me I can not split the Red Sea with this knife set?
Her: No sir...
Me: How about maybe like a bath tub full of water or something?
Her: No
Me: A glass of milk?
Her: No
Me: Well, could I set a bush on fire then talk to people through it?
Her: No, but you can cut through meats without losing the juice within.
Me: Hmmmm. Perhaps I could impregnate my wife without actually having intercourse with her?
Her: In some sick way, that might work with this knife set.
Me: Through miracle?
Her: No sir. Not through miracle.
Me: Well, seeing as that you guys are falsely advertising your product, I am willing to pay for half of the cost.... for the knife set... not the miracle part.
Her: We can't do that.
Me: Then maybe you should call it the "Jesus hates this knife set" knife set.
Her: Thank you for calling. *click*
It was awesome! I was going to hook up my recording equipment right before I called, but i figured the conversation wouldn't have turned out that good.
Me: Hi, I had some questions about the miracle blade set you guys were offering on television.
Her: Ok, what can I help you with?
Me: Well, I was wondering if the blade set can in fact perform miracles.
Her: No sir. That's just the name of the product.
Me: Well... that's very misleading don't you think?
Her: No...?
Me: So, you are telling me I can not split the Red Sea with this knife set?
Her: No sir...
Me: How about maybe like a bath tub full of water or something?
Her: No
Me: A glass of milk?
Her: No
Me: Well, could I set a bush on fire then talk to people through it?
Her: No, but you can cut through meats without losing the juice within.
Me: Hmmmm. Perhaps I could impregnate my wife without actually having intercourse with her?
Her: In some sick way, that might work with this knife set.
Me: Through miracle?
Her: No sir. Not through miracle.
Me: Well, seeing as that you guys are falsely advertising your product, I am willing to pay for half of the cost.... for the knife set... not the miracle part.
Her: We can't do that.
Me: Then maybe you should call it the "Jesus hates this knife set" knife set.
Her: Thank you for calling. *click*
It was awesome! I was going to hook up my recording equipment right before I called, but i figured the conversation wouldn't have turned out that good.