Дошли руки до свежего выпуска QI наконец-то. Нина Конти офигенная :]

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Чуваки и чувихи, как простому хохлу посмотреть BBC2?

[upd]: В прямом эфире, ясен пень. Забыл уточнить.

чо я нашел: https://sites.google.com/site/qitranscripts/transcripts

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Q: How do you know if it's time to wash the dishes and clean your house?
A: Look inside your pants, if you find a penis in there - it's not time.

Rich Hall: I'll tell you something interesting about Spiderman. Originally, he was called Spiderman. He was Jewish. He couldn't fight crime on Sabbath.

Jonathan Ross: What's the protocol for when you see a really ugly baby?
Rich Hall: I'll tell you. People show you their babies on their phone now, and it's like a cashew with some hair coming out of it. The thing to say is "Nice phone".

One last word on discoveries from the plenipotentiary of gobbledegook himself, Ken Dodd. "The man who invented cat's eyes got the idea when he saw a cat facing him in the road. If the cat had been facing the other way, he'd have invented the pencil sharpener." Good night.

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