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Apr 20, 2008 10:32

Hello. My name is Brent.

Today... I am sad. The snow sucks. My girlfriend left me for some hot babe people know as Krisi. I ate some lettuce the other day, willingly. I nearly got hit by a tow truck. I am teh emo.

I'm currently debating whether or not I should just give my admin powers to Krisi so she can lay the banhammer down on all the stupid people at RGC. There are many. Stupid people.

As for now, I'm going to go slit my wrists with some Captain Crunch, because they're so hard. Unlike me.

:(

Forever yours,
-Bort

PS: Being a left-handed ginger kid sometimes sucks too. My other wrist goes to this fact of life. Other left-handed gingers should take by my example of emoness, and prolly do the same. If you don't have Captain Crunch laying around, perhaps try another hard cereal, like Corn Pops.
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