Vic Sage's face
Conversation with
victoria_wayne:
she that is here (1:14:49 AM): I need to come up with a whole lot of things Q will say when people notice the face, haha
she that is here (1:15:19 AM): "You should have seen it before the plastic surgery."
MayorOfTardTown (1:15:35 AM): "Don't do the Lasik eye thing. Trust me on this one."
she that is here (1:15:40 AM): hahaha
she that is here (1:15:43 AM): yes.
MayorOfTardTown (1:16:15 AM): "Papier mache accident."
she that is here (1:17:03 AM): "Botox isn't all it's cracked up to be."
MayorOfTardTown (1:17:48 AM): I think my favorite might be, "What? No face? Oh my god, you're right...don't just stand there, help me!!!"
she that is here (1:18:01 AM): hahaha
MayorOfTardTown (1:18:12 AM): haha Vic would so do that
she that is here (1:18:27 AM): "I got tired of looking at it."
she that is here (1:18:41 AM): "Don't do drugs, kids."
MayorOfTardTown (1:18:50 AM): "My father was a mannequin."
she that is here (1:19:11 AM): "I sold it for the hat."
MayorOfTardTown (1:19:16 AM): rofl
MayorOfTardTown (1:19:45 AM): "Lost it in a poker game."
she that is here (1:20:11 AM): "Sat too close to the TV as a kid."
MayorOfTardTown (1:20:34 AM): "Frostbite. Fell off."
she that is here (1:21:11 AM): "What are you talking about?"
she that is here (1:21:12 AM): haha
MayorOfTardTown (1:21:20 AM): haha win
MayorOfTardTown (1:21:52 AM): "Lost a fight with a cheese grater."
she that is here (1:22:44 AM): "Those electric can-openers need bigger warning labels."
MayorOfTardTown (1:23:10 AM): "You ever go to the zoo, don't fuck with the gorilla."
she that is here (1:24:40 AM): "Don't play with bug zappers. It's just asking for trouble."
MayorOfTardTown (1:24:49 AM): "God hates me."
she that is here (1:25:05 AM): "I left it at home."
MayorOfTardTown (1:25:19 AM): "Old family curse."
she that is here (1:25:57 AM): "Batman scared it off."
MayorOfTardTown (1:26:17 AM): "Giant eraser."
she that is here (1:28:37 AM): "Only a puny human would notice something like that."
MayorOfTardTown (1:29:26 AM): "Neither do you."
she that is here (1:29:32 AM): hahahahaha
she that is here (1:30:44 AM): "I got tired of washing it."
MayorOfTardTown (1:32:49 AM): "It broke up with me. I'd rather not talk about it."
she that is here (1:33:29 AM): hahaha
she that is here (1:33:48 AM): "If you see it, let me know."
MayorOfTardTown (1:34:10 AM): "Dog got a hold of it."
she that is here (1:34:48 AM): "I pissed off a magician."
MayorOfTardTown (1:35:31 AM): "Ever wonder what it'd feel like to have your ass kicked by a man without eyes?"
MayorOfTardTown (1:41:24 AM): "It doesn't get along with the fedora."
she that is here (1:45:33 AM): "Catwoman has some nasty claws on her."
MayorOfTardTown (1:45:52 AM): "It has stagefright."
she that is here (1:46:04 AM): "It was here before you showed up."
MayorOfTardTown (1:46:14 AM): "What did you do with it?!"
she that is here (1:46:36 AM): "I was too pretty for my own good."
MayorOfTardTown (1:46:52 AM): "Oh, great. How am I gonna eat now?"
she that is here (1:47:11 AM): "Transporter accident."
MayorOfTardTown (1:48:22 AM): "Nasty divorce. Wife got everything."
she that is here (1:48:29 AM): haha
she that is here (1:49:41 AM): "I left it in my other pants."
MayorOfTardTown (1:50:00 AM): "Ever seen Silence of the Lambs?"
she that is here (1:50:51 AM): "I found a magic lamp. The genie was an asshole."
MayorOfTardTown (1:51:30 AM): "Yeah, I won the award last year for Best Poker Face Ever."
she that is here (1:59:17 AM): "If you think this is bad, you should see the other guy."
MayorOfTardTown (1:59:32 AM): "Huh. Must have forgotten to draw it on this morning."
she that is here (2:00:22 AM): "Damn. I knew I was missing something."
MayorOfTardTown (2:01:33 AM): "Yeah, we're not speaking right now. Nasty fight."
she that is here (2:02:20 AM): "I just figured I was better off without it."
she that is here (2:04:53 AM): "I haven't found one I like yet."
MayorOfTardTown (2:05:23 AM): "Tried to one-up Van Gogh."
she that is here (2:07:08 AM): "I'm sure it's around here somewhere."
MayorOfTardTown (2:07:32 AM): "Mind if I borrow yours?"
she that is here (2:08:17 AM): "I was cloned from Mr. Potato Head. Lost the pieces."
MayorOfTardTown (2:09:26 AM): "Bastard owes me money."
she that is here (2:09:46 AM): "Knife fights are never a good idea."
MayorOfTardTown (2:10:09 AM): "Never get in the middle of a Mexican gang war."
she that is here (2:11:49 AM): "Sandpaper mishap."
MayorOfTardTown (2:12:56 AM): "Once took a job as a test subject for a cosmetics company."
she that is here (2:14:23 AM): "I do have a face. It's just not visible to the naked eye."
she that is here (2:15:35 AM): "You'd be surprised at what passes for fun in Russia."
MayorOfTardTown (2:15:44 AM): XD WIN
she that is here (2:15:59 AM): hehehe
MayorOfTardTown (2:16:26 AM): In Soviet Russia, face punches you.
she that is here (2:16:31 AM): hahaha
she that is here (2:16:56 AM): "I'll never drink again."
MayorOfTardTown (2:17:14 AM): "Birth defect."
she that is here (2:17:37 AM): "It went M.I.A. in 'Nam."
she that is here (2:18:06 AM): "Sandstorms are serious business."
MayorOfTardTown (2:18:56 AM): "Witness protection program. It's somewhere in Iowa under the name 'Bill'."
she that is here (2:19:17 AM): "You don't hear me pointing out your shortcomings."
MayorOfTardTown (2:21:09 AM): "I was asked to choose between that and my cock, and well, I'm a man who knows what's really important."
she that is here (2:21:58 AM): "It washed off in the shower."
MayorOfTardTown (2:22:29 AM): "I'm really John Travolta."
she that is here (2:23:06 AM): "Long story short, never trust a midget."
MayorOfTardTown (2:23:08 AM): (Face Off jokes will now be illegal.)
she that is here (2:23:12 AM): hahaha
MayorOfTardTown (2:23:52 AM): "Lost its passport in Canada, they wouldn't let it cross the border."
she that is here (2:24:40 AM): "You wouldn't believe what I had to do to get a driver's license."
MayorOfTardTown (2:25:14 AM): "It's Faceless Teusday."
she that is here (2:27:25 AM): "Never mix cleaning products, it's just asking for trouble."
MayorOfTardTown (2:28:25 AM): "Never stand on the edge of a volcano."
she that is here (2:34:33 AM): "It's detachable."
MayorOfTardTown (2:36:20 AM): "Left it in the car."
she that is here (2:36:32 AM): "Too much concealer?"
MayorOfTardTown (2:37:26 AM): "Never get drunk in Tijuana."
she that is here (2:37:44 AM): "It's not suitable for mixed company."
MayorOfTardTown (2:38:20 AM): "It's on vacation."
she that is here (2:38:55 AM): "It joined a union and went on strike. I've been negotiating for weeks."
MayorOfTardTown (2:39:46 AM): "Still waiting for it to grow back."
she that is here (2:41:04 AM): I think we could do this forever.
victoria_wayne:
she that is here (1:14:49 AM): I need to come up with a whole lot of things Q will say when people notice the face, haha
she that is here (1:15:19 AM): "You should have seen it before the plastic surgery."
MayorOfTardTown (1:15:35 AM): "Don't do the Lasik eye thing. Trust me on this one."
she that is here (1:15:40 AM): hahaha
she that is here (1:15:43 AM): yes.
MayorOfTardTown (1:16:15 AM): "Papier mache accident."
she that is here (1:17:03 AM): "Botox isn't all it's cracked up to be."
MayorOfTardTown (1:17:48 AM): I think my favorite might be, "What? No face? Oh my god, you're right...don't just stand there, help me!!!"
she that is here (1:18:01 AM): hahaha
MayorOfTardTown (1:18:12 AM): haha Vic would so do that
she that is here (1:18:27 AM): "I got tired of looking at it."
she that is here (1:18:41 AM): "Don't do drugs, kids."
MayorOfTardTown (1:18:50 AM): "My father was a mannequin."
she that is here (1:19:11 AM): "I sold it for the hat."
MayorOfTardTown (1:19:16 AM): rofl
MayorOfTardTown (1:19:45 AM): "Lost it in a poker game."
she that is here (1:20:11 AM): "Sat too close to the TV as a kid."
MayorOfTardTown (1:20:34 AM): "Frostbite. Fell off."
she that is here (1:21:11 AM): "What are you talking about?"
she that is here (1:21:12 AM): haha
MayorOfTardTown (1:21:20 AM): haha win
MayorOfTardTown (1:21:52 AM): "Lost a fight with a cheese grater."
she that is here (1:22:44 AM): "Those electric can-openers need bigger warning labels."
MayorOfTardTown (1:23:10 AM): "You ever go to the zoo, don't fuck with the gorilla."
she that is here (1:24:40 AM): "Don't play with bug zappers. It's just asking for trouble."
MayorOfTardTown (1:24:49 AM): "God hates me."
she that is here (1:25:05 AM): "I left it at home."
MayorOfTardTown (1:25:19 AM): "Old family curse."
she that is here (1:25:57 AM): "Batman scared it off."
MayorOfTardTown (1:26:17 AM): "Giant eraser."
she that is here (1:28:37 AM): "Only a puny human would notice something like that."
MayorOfTardTown (1:29:26 AM): "Neither do you."
she that is here (1:29:32 AM): hahahahaha
she that is here (1:30:44 AM): "I got tired of washing it."
MayorOfTardTown (1:32:49 AM): "It broke up with me. I'd rather not talk about it."
she that is here (1:33:29 AM): hahaha
she that is here (1:33:48 AM): "If you see it, let me know."
MayorOfTardTown (1:34:10 AM): "Dog got a hold of it."
she that is here (1:34:48 AM): "I pissed off a magician."
MayorOfTardTown (1:35:31 AM): "Ever wonder what it'd feel like to have your ass kicked by a man without eyes?"
MayorOfTardTown (1:41:24 AM): "It doesn't get along with the fedora."
she that is here (1:45:33 AM): "Catwoman has some nasty claws on her."
MayorOfTardTown (1:45:52 AM): "It has stagefright."
she that is here (1:46:04 AM): "It was here before you showed up."
MayorOfTardTown (1:46:14 AM): "What did you do with it?!"
she that is here (1:46:36 AM): "I was too pretty for my own good."
MayorOfTardTown (1:46:52 AM): "Oh, great. How am I gonna eat now?"
she that is here (1:47:11 AM): "Transporter accident."
MayorOfTardTown (1:48:22 AM): "Nasty divorce. Wife got everything."
she that is here (1:48:29 AM): haha
she that is here (1:49:41 AM): "I left it in my other pants."
MayorOfTardTown (1:50:00 AM): "Ever seen Silence of the Lambs?"
she that is here (1:50:51 AM): "I found a magic lamp. The genie was an asshole."
MayorOfTardTown (1:51:30 AM): "Yeah, I won the award last year for Best Poker Face Ever."
she that is here (1:59:17 AM): "If you think this is bad, you should see the other guy."
MayorOfTardTown (1:59:32 AM): "Huh. Must have forgotten to draw it on this morning."
she that is here (2:00:22 AM): "Damn. I knew I was missing something."
MayorOfTardTown (2:01:33 AM): "Yeah, we're not speaking right now. Nasty fight."
she that is here (2:02:20 AM): "I just figured I was better off without it."
she that is here (2:04:53 AM): "I haven't found one I like yet."
MayorOfTardTown (2:05:23 AM): "Tried to one-up Van Gogh."
she that is here (2:07:08 AM): "I'm sure it's around here somewhere."
MayorOfTardTown (2:07:32 AM): "Mind if I borrow yours?"
she that is here (2:08:17 AM): "I was cloned from Mr. Potato Head. Lost the pieces."
MayorOfTardTown (2:09:26 AM): "Bastard owes me money."
she that is here (2:09:46 AM): "Knife fights are never a good idea."
MayorOfTardTown (2:10:09 AM): "Never get in the middle of a Mexican gang war."
she that is here (2:11:49 AM): "Sandpaper mishap."
MayorOfTardTown (2:12:56 AM): "Once took a job as a test subject for a cosmetics company."
she that is here (2:14:23 AM): "I do have a face. It's just not visible to the naked eye."
she that is here (2:15:35 AM): "You'd be surprised at what passes for fun in Russia."
MayorOfTardTown (2:15:44 AM): XD WIN
she that is here (2:15:59 AM): hehehe
MayorOfTardTown (2:16:26 AM): In Soviet Russia, face punches you.
she that is here (2:16:31 AM): hahaha
she that is here (2:16:56 AM): "I'll never drink again."
MayorOfTardTown (2:17:14 AM): "Birth defect."
she that is here (2:17:37 AM): "It went M.I.A. in 'Nam."
she that is here (2:18:06 AM): "Sandstorms are serious business."
MayorOfTardTown (2:18:56 AM): "Witness protection program. It's somewhere in Iowa under the name 'Bill'."
she that is here (2:19:17 AM): "You don't hear me pointing out your shortcomings."
MayorOfTardTown (2:21:09 AM): "I was asked to choose between that and my cock, and well, I'm a man who knows what's really important."
she that is here (2:21:58 AM): "It washed off in the shower."
MayorOfTardTown (2:22:29 AM): "I'm really John Travolta."
she that is here (2:23:06 AM): "Long story short, never trust a midget."
MayorOfTardTown (2:23:08 AM): (Face Off jokes will now be illegal.)
she that is here (2:23:12 AM): hahaha
MayorOfTardTown (2:23:52 AM): "Lost its passport in Canada, they wouldn't let it cross the border."
she that is here (2:24:40 AM): "You wouldn't believe what I had to do to get a driver's license."
MayorOfTardTown (2:25:14 AM): "It's Faceless Teusday."
she that is here (2:27:25 AM): "Never mix cleaning products, it's just asking for trouble."
MayorOfTardTown (2:28:25 AM): "Never stand on the edge of a volcano."
she that is here (2:34:33 AM): "It's detachable."
MayorOfTardTown (2:36:20 AM): "Left it in the car."
she that is here (2:36:32 AM): "Too much concealer?"
MayorOfTardTown (2:37:26 AM): "Never get drunk in Tijuana."
she that is here (2:37:44 AM): "It's not suitable for mixed company."
MayorOfTardTown (2:38:20 AM): "It's on vacation."
she that is here (2:38:55 AM): "It joined a union and went on strike. I've been negotiating for weeks."
MayorOfTardTown (2:39:46 AM): "Still waiting for it to grow back."
she that is here (2:41:04 AM): I think we could do this forever.