Aug 04, 2012 01:55
at the Canterpulets' house
Prince Blueblood: Mr. Canterpulet, I have come to request your daughter’s hoof in marriage.
Lord Canterpulet: Giaralet? But she’s just a filly.
Blueblood: I know she’s young, but even younger fillies than she are happier broodmares made.
Lord Canterpulet: dubious face
Blueblood: And I’m rich.
Lord Canterpulet: Tempting, but...no, not today. But hey, come to my party tonight! It’s a costume party!
wipe to Fluttershy's room, with Fluttershy as Giara-let (Juliet), Rainbow Dash as the Nurse, and Rarity as Lady Canterpulet
Fluttershy: You called, Mom?
Rarity: This is the matter - Nurse, give leave a while...no wait, come back! - My daughter’s of a pretty age. Giaralet, you’re old enough to marry now. Are you excited about that?
Fluttershy: Um...not really.
Rarity: Oh darling, you’re not getting any younger. And Prince Blueblood himself has asked for your hoof in marriage. Such a stallion! And with all the riches! and he’d share it with you. What do you have to lose, darling?
Rainbow Dash: Nothing, she’d gain, ‘cause mares grow by stallions. Ha!
Rarity: Oh, you. Now, Giaralet, could you like Blueblood? He’ll be at our party tonight.
Fluttershy: Um, I guess...if you say so.
Rarity: Marvelous. exits
Rainbow Dash: Come on, don’t worry about it. Just have fun tonight, all right?
Wipe to Applejack, Pinkie Pie, and Roan-eo
Roan-eo: I had this weird dream the other night...
Pinkie Pie: Oh oh! Queen Mustang’s been with you!
Applejack: Don’t -
Roan-eo: Queen Mustang?
Applejack: -ask.
Pinkie Pie: She comes galloping ‘round all Equestria and messes with everypony’s dreams. [insert more Queen Mabustang shenanigans here]
Applejack: Oh hey, look, we're at the party!
Roan-eo and Fluttershy see each other and fall in love.
Rainbow Dash: Hey, your mom’s looking for you.
She pulls away a reluctant Fluttershy.
RD: That’s Roan-eo, and he’s a Mount-ague.
Roan-eo: Oh no, she’s a Canterpulet. :(
Applejack: All right, it’s been a blast, but it’s time for us to mosey on home now! She grabs Pinkie Pie and Roan-eo and they exit.
Roan-eo: No, wait, I need to go back there and take care of something. He goes back.
Pinkie Pie: Oh you were right, Benfillia! He did forget all about Rhineland!
friendship is magic,
shakespeare,
romeo and juliet,
my little pony,
lulz