Star Crossed Lovers Are Magic Part I
Open to CMC hanging out in Twilight Sparkle’s place.
Scootaloo: Tell us a story!
TS already has a book in hand and reads it out loud. Wipe to imaginary place.
Spike: Two harrases, both alike in dignity/In fair Faroe-na where we lay our scene/From ancient grudge break to new mutiny/Where civil blood makes civil hooves unclean...
Wipe to reality.
Apple Bloom: What in the hay?
TS: There were two pony herds - the Mountagues and the Canterpulets, and they just couldn’t get along. The Mountagues had a colt named Roan-eo and the Canterpulets had a filly named Giara-let. And they met and fell in love.
Cut to a scene in the meadow.
Canterpulet pegasus bites her wing.
Mountague (earth pony): Hey hey hey! Did you just bite your wing at me?
Canterpulet pegasus: I didn’t bite my wing at you. I’m just...biting my wing.
Applejack (basically a female Benvolio - Benfillia): Knock it off, foals. Let’s not cause a ruckus!
Canterpulet pegasus: Are you kidding? Ruckuses are the best, and I want one now!
Mayor Mare: What’s going on here? That’s the third time I’ve had to stop everypony from fighting. You pull this again and I’ll haul you off to the dungeons of Canterlot, you hear?
Exit Mayor Mare.
Mrs. Cake (basically Lady Montague): Benfillia, have you seen Roan-eo today?
Applejack: Yeah, he’s been sulking. Oh look, there he is! I’ll go find out, all right?
Mrs. Cake: Thank you. Exits. Roan-eo enters.
Applejack: Well hey there. Why the long face?
Roan-eo: Well, there’s this mare, right? Rhineland. We were gonna go to Sugarcube Corner together, but instead, she decided to go with Brilliant Beard. I’ll never date again!
Applejack: Aw chin up. There are other mares all over Faroe-na. Ya just gotta look is all.
Roan-eo: No one can compare to Rhineland.
Pinkie Pie (as Mercutio - Pinkutia): Hey everypony guess what! I just got us all invites to the biggest party in all Faroe-na at the Canterpulets’ house!
Applejack: Well that sounds great and all, but aren’t you forgetting something? Me and Roan-eo are the Canterpulets’ sworn enemies!
Pinkie Pie: Oh no, that won’t be a problem. It’s the best kind of party - a COSTUME party!
Roan-eo: I don’t feel like going to any parties.
Applejack: Oh come on, Roan-eo. You’ll see so many gorgeous mares that you’ll forget all about Rosalind. OICWYDT
Roan-eo: Her name’s Rhineland.
Applejack: Yeah yeah, come on! It’ll be fun.
Roan-eo: I’ll come, but I won’t find anyone better than Rhineland.
Scootaloo: Tell us a story!
TS already has a book in hand and reads it out loud. Wipe to imaginary place.
Spike: Two harrases, both alike in dignity/In fair Faroe-na where we lay our scene/From ancient grudge break to new mutiny/Where civil blood makes civil hooves unclean...
Wipe to reality.
Apple Bloom: What in the hay?
TS: There were two pony herds - the Mountagues and the Canterpulets, and they just couldn’t get along. The Mountagues had a colt named Roan-eo and the Canterpulets had a filly named Giara-let. And they met and fell in love.
Cut to a scene in the meadow.
Canterpulet pegasus bites her wing.
Mountague (earth pony): Hey hey hey! Did you just bite your wing at me?
Canterpulet pegasus: I didn’t bite my wing at you. I’m just...biting my wing.
Applejack (basically a female Benvolio - Benfillia): Knock it off, foals. Let’s not cause a ruckus!
Canterpulet pegasus: Are you kidding? Ruckuses are the best, and I want one now!
Mayor Mare: What’s going on here? That’s the third time I’ve had to stop everypony from fighting. You pull this again and I’ll haul you off to the dungeons of Canterlot, you hear?
Exit Mayor Mare.
Mrs. Cake (basically Lady Montague): Benfillia, have you seen Roan-eo today?
Applejack: Yeah, he’s been sulking. Oh look, there he is! I’ll go find out, all right?
Mrs. Cake: Thank you. Exits. Roan-eo enters.
Applejack: Well hey there. Why the long face?
Roan-eo: Well, there’s this mare, right? Rhineland. We were gonna go to Sugarcube Corner together, but instead, she decided to go with Brilliant Beard. I’ll never date again!
Applejack: Aw chin up. There are other mares all over Faroe-na. Ya just gotta look is all.
Roan-eo: No one can compare to Rhineland.
Pinkie Pie (as Mercutio - Pinkutia): Hey everypony guess what! I just got us all invites to the biggest party in all Faroe-na at the Canterpulets’ house!
Applejack: Well that sounds great and all, but aren’t you forgetting something? Me and Roan-eo are the Canterpulets’ sworn enemies!
Pinkie Pie: Oh no, that won’t be a problem. It’s the best kind of party - a COSTUME party!
Roan-eo: I don’t feel like going to any parties.
Applejack: Oh come on, Roan-eo. You’ll see so many gorgeous mares that you’ll forget all about Rosalind. OICWYDT
Roan-eo: Her name’s Rhineland.
Applejack: Yeah yeah, come on! It’ll be fun.
Roan-eo: I’ll come, but I won’t find anyone better than Rhineland.