Fuck my two cents, I'll give you a dollar...
Sometimes it's good to be me:
I enjoy being able to read people I meet like a book. It saves time and energy that would have otherwise been spent on making a wasted effort...
While I can put up with shady, selfish, and conceited people, it's really hard to bite my tongue and not just blurt out what I think of them. But I know that their opinion is the complete opposite of mine and it would do no good. Therefore I keep my mouth shut. And when I keep my mouth shut, I have more time to sit back and quietly watch their ways come around and bite them in the ass. I laugh to myself, and they're none the wiser.
To call them out would be delicious. Grabbing their faces in my little hands and screaming the truth at them would feel fantastic. But I won't, unless the time is just right. No need to try convincing someone of something they don't care to recognize. However, it IS nice to see that look of 'oh shit! I've been found out!' even when they pretend they think I'm wrong. It's subtle, but it's marvelous. Not much beats that kind of satisfaction.
After that, they'll act like a completely different person around me, and it's hysterical to watch. God forbid I do it again! It puts a sweet taste in the mouth, knowing you have the upper hand.
Someday the wrong thing will be said and I'll give them a piece of my mind.
I enjoy being able to read people I meet like a book. It saves time and energy that would have otherwise been spent on making a wasted effort...
While I can put up with shady, selfish, and conceited people, it's really hard to bite my tongue and not just blurt out what I think of them. But I know that their opinion is the complete opposite of mine and it would do no good. Therefore I keep my mouth shut. And when I keep my mouth shut, I have more time to sit back and quietly watch their ways come around and bite them in the ass. I laugh to myself, and they're none the wiser.
To call them out would be delicious. Grabbing their faces in my little hands and screaming the truth at them would feel fantastic. But I won't, unless the time is just right. No need to try convincing someone of something they don't care to recognize. However, it IS nice to see that look of 'oh shit! I've been found out!' even when they pretend they think I'm wrong. It's subtle, but it's marvelous. Not much beats that kind of satisfaction.
After that, they'll act like a completely different person around me, and it's hysterical to watch. God forbid I do it again! It puts a sweet taste in the mouth, knowing you have the upper hand.
Someday the wrong thing will be said and I'll give them a piece of my mind.