The little ray of sunshine strikes again!
My mood is starting to become terrible. I'm annoyed by a few things, and I feel like sharing.
1. Someone posting a bulletin on Gayspace EVERY TIME they have new pictures or a new journal entry.
-- Sometimes it's acceptable, but not EVERY DAMN TIME. I'll get to it when I get to it. You telling me to go look RIGHT NOW!!!! makes me want to never go back to your page again.
2. The word BLOG.
-- It's ugly, and I try my very hardest to NEVER utter it. I gladly take the extra time required to say "journal" or "journal entry." I welcome those extra syllables, because that damned word is so hideous looking/sounding.
3. Cold bars.
-- Thank you, Q (formerly BPOE), for waiting until about TWO A.M. when I was getting ready to leave to TURN THE FUCKING FIREPLACE UP. I appreciate it. Yes, the thermostat may have SAID 73 degrees, but my guess is that was what it was SET TO. Not what IT WAS. It was TRYING to be 73 degrees, but wasn't getting anywhere close.
4. Janet at work.
-- Obviously I know she's not going to read this, but I can't stand her. She's fat, ugly, and incorrigible and I thoroughly dislike her. She yells like we're killing her when we touch her or pick her fat ass up out of bed and put her in her wheelchair, she pees when she's mad, she stinks CONSTANTLY, she fights when we give her a shower, she chokes on purpose while we feed her... the list goes on and on and on. She is the only lady at the house that I absolutely DO NOT LIKE. There's just NOTHING good about Janet. She makes me dislike my job.
5. People who can't keep plans. "Hey, Everybody! Let's hang out and have a few drinks!" 10 minutes later... "Actually, I think I'm going to just go home."
-- Make up your Goddamned mind, please. I mean, really. I'm SO glad I got my hopes up for a good time. Or, I'm SO glad that I took the time to BATHE and FIX MY HAIR and PUT ON MAKE-UP to walk through the door, sit down, and have you get up and leave.
6. People who constantly bitch about how fucking cold it is.
-- You live in Indiana, therefore you should be used to it by now. It happens EVERY YEAR around the same time, and it won't stop no matter how much you whine about it. Put on some thermal underwear and learn to expect the seasonal shift. It's here, and there's not a damn thing you can do to make it go away. You know, you're letting all of your hot breath escape every time you open your mouth to complain-- what a waste of warmth. If you're really THAT COLD, keep your mouth shut.
7. People who constantly bitch about gas prices.
-- Shut up. You're STILL going to drive your car no matter HOW MUCH it is. Do you want to walk, or ride a bike? Take public transportation, perhaps? No? THEN SHUT THE FUCK UP, OR BUY A MORE FUEL-EFFICIENT CAR.
8. People who act like there's a fucking foot-thick sheet of ice on the road after the first piddly little snowfall of the season, and it's their first time driving in winter.
-- Once again, you live in Indiana. CALM THE FUCK DOWN. If you can still see the grass, you have absolutely no right to completely LOSE YOUR MIND on the road. Stop slowing down 3 blocks away from your turn and/or stop. Stop mashing the brake pedal when someone is passing you on THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ROAD. Stop driving around the snow filled potholes, because IT'S JUST FLUFFY SNOW. It's not slick, and it'll just blow under your car and make a pretty little snow shower behind it. In fact, you're ruining my chance to see a fun little blast of snow fly all over my windshield when I'm behind you. You pussy.
Note: Don't get pissy if you think I'm talking about YOU. I'm probably not. I'm bitching about things/people in general. Heh... except Janet.
Ugh... I hate feeling like I have to explain myself to stave off a barrage of stupid comments from people who are upset that I'm expressing my opinion. WAIT! THERE'S NUMBER 9! HA!
1. Someone posting a bulletin on Gayspace EVERY TIME they have new pictures or a new journal entry.
-- Sometimes it's acceptable, but not EVERY DAMN TIME. I'll get to it when I get to it. You telling me to go look RIGHT NOW!!!! makes me want to never go back to your page again.
2. The word BLOG.
-- It's ugly, and I try my very hardest to NEVER utter it. I gladly take the extra time required to say "journal" or "journal entry." I welcome those extra syllables, because that damned word is so hideous looking/sounding.
3. Cold bars.
-- Thank you, Q (formerly BPOE), for waiting until about TWO A.M. when I was getting ready to leave to TURN THE FUCKING FIREPLACE UP. I appreciate it. Yes, the thermostat may have SAID 73 degrees, but my guess is that was what it was SET TO. Not what IT WAS. It was TRYING to be 73 degrees, but wasn't getting anywhere close.
4. Janet at work.
-- Obviously I know she's not going to read this, but I can't stand her. She's fat, ugly, and incorrigible and I thoroughly dislike her. She yells like we're killing her when we touch her or pick her fat ass up out of bed and put her in her wheelchair, she pees when she's mad, she stinks CONSTANTLY, she fights when we give her a shower, she chokes on purpose while we feed her... the list goes on and on and on. She is the only lady at the house that I absolutely DO NOT LIKE. There's just NOTHING good about Janet. She makes me dislike my job.
5. People who can't keep plans. "Hey, Everybody! Let's hang out and have a few drinks!" 10 minutes later... "Actually, I think I'm going to just go home."
-- Make up your Goddamned mind, please. I mean, really. I'm SO glad I got my hopes up for a good time. Or, I'm SO glad that I took the time to BATHE and FIX MY HAIR and PUT ON MAKE-UP to walk through the door, sit down, and have you get up and leave.
6. People who constantly bitch about how fucking cold it is.
-- You live in Indiana, therefore you should be used to it by now. It happens EVERY YEAR around the same time, and it won't stop no matter how much you whine about it. Put on some thermal underwear and learn to expect the seasonal shift. It's here, and there's not a damn thing you can do to make it go away. You know, you're letting all of your hot breath escape every time you open your mouth to complain-- what a waste of warmth. If you're really THAT COLD, keep your mouth shut.
7. People who constantly bitch about gas prices.
-- Shut up. You're STILL going to drive your car no matter HOW MUCH it is. Do you want to walk, or ride a bike? Take public transportation, perhaps? No? THEN SHUT THE FUCK UP, OR BUY A MORE FUEL-EFFICIENT CAR.
8. People who act like there's a fucking foot-thick sheet of ice on the road after the first piddly little snowfall of the season, and it's their first time driving in winter.
-- Once again, you live in Indiana. CALM THE FUCK DOWN. If you can still see the grass, you have absolutely no right to completely LOSE YOUR MIND on the road. Stop slowing down 3 blocks away from your turn and/or stop. Stop mashing the brake pedal when someone is passing you on THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ROAD. Stop driving around the snow filled potholes, because IT'S JUST FLUFFY SNOW. It's not slick, and it'll just blow under your car and make a pretty little snow shower behind it. In fact, you're ruining my chance to see a fun little blast of snow fly all over my windshield when I'm behind you. You pussy.
Note: Don't get pissy if you think I'm talking about YOU. I'm probably not. I'm bitching about things/people in general. Heh... except Janet.
Ugh... I hate feeling like I have to explain myself to stave off a barrage of stupid comments from people who are upset that I'm expressing my opinion. WAIT! THERE'S NUMBER 9! HA!