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Who: Karkat "Bulgeblock" Vantas and Jade Harley
When: Tuesday the 11th
Where: 1338 Benny Road
What: In the Alternian quadrant system, rom crimes are considered especially heinous. The dedicated detectives who investigate these crimes are known as the Troll Romance Police. These are their stories.
Warnings: It's just Jade and Karkat talking
[As soon as Karkat hangs up with Sollux, he's immediately on the lookout for Jade.
He actually understands what's going on. Jade isn't hitting on Sollux, she's just trying to help Eridan out with Feferi. But that doesn't make him any less angry. First of all, fuck Eridan. Second of all, whether or not she wants to help him, he's not okay with her fucking with Sollux to do that. If Sollux is flushed for Feferi, he's not going to let Jade try to ruin that.
But third of all, he is especially not okay with her doing all of this on top of the conversation he recently had with Gamzee. Even if he doesn't approve of any of that, no one but him is allowed to emotionally damage his friends.]
Harley? Get the fuck out here.
When: Tuesday the 11th
Where: 1338 Benny Road
What: In the Alternian quadrant system, rom crimes are considered especially heinous. The dedicated detectives who investigate these crimes are known as the Troll Romance Police. These are their stories.
Warnings: It's just Jade and Karkat talking
[As soon as Karkat hangs up with Sollux, he's immediately on the lookout for Jade.
He actually understands what's going on. Jade isn't hitting on Sollux, she's just trying to help Eridan out with Feferi. But that doesn't make him any less angry. First of all, fuck Eridan. Second of all, whether or not she wants to help him, he's not okay with her fucking with Sollux to do that. If Sollux is flushed for Feferi, he's not going to let Jade try to ruin that.
But third of all, he is especially not okay with her doing all of this on top of the conversation he recently had with Gamzee. Even if he doesn't approve of any of that, no one but him is allowed to emotionally damage his friends.]
Harley? Get the fuck out here.