Both Flavored Toast... Adventures in Pittsburgh pt. 1
Back to reality... no more magic weekend fun in the city of laughter and gunshots.
Pittsburgh was hella fun. I had my share of sadness, but all in all Im very glad I went. I made an amazingly wonderful new friend who has my tampon to remember me by. Lovely sentiment right? Technically, he only has the applicator, the actual tampon is Wildos new rear view mirror ornament. (I love my friends) Plus I got to hang with the lovely lady Wally likes and has been telling me so much about. I get it now. We had a super time. We found this old school pop culture store with the best stuff in it. Outside the store there was a box full of old action figures and little plastic toys for 50 cents so the four of us, Wallace, Belinda, Just, and myself sat down in front of it, half blocking the doorway, and rummaged through it for like 20 minutes in search of the best value, and making an explicit plastic love fest. I got this badass purple and red space guy. He's the best memory ever. I named him Cole. (you know why) Toys rock. We also found a book store that had really cool chairs and I sat and read like half a book called 'How to read an unwritten language' I must buy it and read the rest someday. Or maybe I'll just make that the book I read in tiny increments in odd book stores without actually buying it. Sounds like a plan. Oh, and there was this hilarious bum who spilled his coffee and then threw his tray all angry like and walked out. We werent sure if he was coming back so we started conspiring to conspire. We thought we should steal his burgers and give them to this other fine homeless man we met not moments before who had shared his touching story with us about losing his wife and not having the 5 dollars and 88 cents to get to his Papas house. We had no money to give, but Willis gave him a heartfelt hug. For free. Thats love...
Wow, theres so much to write about, and I'm about to leave.
Tune in tomorrow for the next chapter in the Pittsburgh saga...
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Pittsburgh was hella fun. I had my share of sadness, but all in all Im very glad I went. I made an amazingly wonderful new friend who has my tampon to remember me by. Lovely sentiment right? Technically, he only has the applicator, the actual tampon is Wildos new rear view mirror ornament. (I love my friends) Plus I got to hang with the lovely lady Wally likes and has been telling me so much about. I get it now. We had a super time. We found this old school pop culture store with the best stuff in it. Outside the store there was a box full of old action figures and little plastic toys for 50 cents so the four of us, Wallace, Belinda, Just, and myself sat down in front of it, half blocking the doorway, and rummaged through it for like 20 minutes in search of the best value, and making an explicit plastic love fest. I got this badass purple and red space guy. He's the best memory ever. I named him Cole. (you know why) Toys rock. We also found a book store that had really cool chairs and I sat and read like half a book called 'How to read an unwritten language' I must buy it and read the rest someday. Or maybe I'll just make that the book I read in tiny increments in odd book stores without actually buying it. Sounds like a plan. Oh, and there was this hilarious bum who spilled his coffee and then threw his tray all angry like and walked out. We werent sure if he was coming back so we started conspiring to conspire. We thought we should steal his burgers and give them to this other fine homeless man we met not moments before who had shared his touching story with us about losing his wife and not having the 5 dollars and 88 cents to get to his Papas house. We had no money to give, but Willis gave him a heartfelt hug. For free. Thats love...
Wow, theres so much to write about, and I'm about to leave.
Tune in tomorrow for the next chapter in the Pittsburgh saga...
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