ANNOUNCING A NEW PRODUCT!

[mayaheemayahoo]

Attention, residents of Manhattan!

Are you missing some of your friends or loved ones?

Were they here a minute ago, only to vanish into thin air the next?

Are you worried about what horrors may befall them in the great unknown?

Mayatech IndustriesTM is here to help you

Comments

[umi_talisman]

I think I'd like to order one, sweetie.

[mayaheemayahoo]

Of course! Would you like it customized? I can draw something on it or paint it a different color if you want.

[umi_talisman]

Oh, you're offering customized paint as well? In that case, blue and gold.

[mayaheemayahoo]

Great! I've been itching to use some of that pretty gold paint...

[umi_talisman]

Be sure and make it very glittery, sweetie. Thank you~

[goldenskyking]

. . .

Are you trying to say something.