ANNOUNCING A NEW PRODUCT!
Attention, residents of Manhattan!
Are you missing some of your friends or loved ones?
Were they here a minute ago, only to vanish into thin air the next?
Are you worried about what horrors may befall them in the great unknown?
Mayatech IndustriesTM is here to help you
Introducing...
BELL ON A STRING!
Bell on a String is a security device developed by our R&D team here at Mayatech IndustriesTM. Using highly advanced space-aged technology, Bell on a String will alert you to the presence of your loved ones whenever they are nearby! No longer will you have to worry about the long silence from the back room, and whether or not it means that your friends and family have vanished into the abyss!
Here is a helpful diagram to show the features of Bell on a String!
Yes, for the low, low, low price of ABSOLUTELY FREE, you too can know the security and peace of mind that only a Mayatech IndustriesTM Bell on a String can bring you! Equip all of your loved ones with one today!
For those of you whose loved ones have already disappeared, Mayatech IndustriesTM is happy to announce, in partnership with the Kurain Village Channeling In Manhattan Association (founded by Maya and Pearl Fey), a new service. Schedule an appointment to have us search for your lost loved ones today! We will determine whether or not they are dead or have simply gone home in a prompt and reliable fashion.
Appointments must be scheduled around the availability of our supervisor, so be sure to schedule one today!
Are you missing some of your friends or loved ones?
Were they here a minute ago, only to vanish into thin air the next?
Are you worried about what horrors may befall them in the great unknown?
Mayatech IndustriesTM is here to help you
Introducing...
BELL ON A STRING!
Bell on a String is a security device developed by our R&D team here at Mayatech IndustriesTM. Using highly advanced space-aged technology, Bell on a String will alert you to the presence of your loved ones whenever they are nearby! No longer will you have to worry about the long silence from the back room, and whether or not it means that your friends and family have vanished into the abyss!
Here is a helpful diagram to show the features of Bell on a String!
Yes, for the low, low, low price of ABSOLUTELY FREE, you too can know the security and peace of mind that only a Mayatech IndustriesTM Bell on a String can bring you! Equip all of your loved ones with one today!
For those of you whose loved ones have already disappeared, Mayatech IndustriesTM is happy to announce, in partnership with the Kurain Village Channeling In Manhattan Association (founded by Maya and Pearl Fey), a new service. Schedule an appointment to have us search for your lost loved ones today! We will determine whether or not they are dead or have simply gone home in a prompt and reliable fashion.
Appointments must be scheduled around the availability of our supervisor, so be sure to schedule one today!