Super Junior Love [5/?]
Title: Super Junior Love
Author: Maxime (maxime260)
Pairing: SJ couples: KyuMin (Kyuhyun/Sungmin), HaeHyuk (Donghae/Eunhyuk), YeWook (Yesung/Ryeowook)
Side pairings: 83line (Leeteuk/Heechul), HanChul (Hangeng/Heechul)
Characters: Super Junior
Genre: Comedy, romance
Rating: PG-13
Summary: A new subgroup is being formed and the boys have to deal with daily problems.
Note: I use a rather untypical form of writing: something inspired by theatrical plays. Too much descriptions would kill the humor of this fic.
Act II
Scene IV
The living room of the twelth dorm again. Siwon isn't there anymore, Leeteuk is sitting on the couch and reading a book. Shindong is dozing next to him. Heechul hasn't left his room yet. The front door suddenly opens and an exhausted Donghae enters the dorm.
LEETEUK
happily
Haeeeeeeeeeeee!
DONGHAE
Teukie-Teukieeeeee!
SHINDONG
opens his eyes
Whoaa, finally! Come on, tell us everything about the meeting.
DONGHAE
trying to make excuses
The meeting, ahh... Well... You know... They were babbling so much and we couldn't really understand them because they said too much complicated things...
And every second another producer started to speak, which made it even harder to follow them...
LEETEUK
cutting in
Oh, Donghae, just admit it that none of you was listening, as usual.
DONGHAE
...you're right.
LEETEUK
And now you want me to call them tomorrow and clear all things, right?
DONGHAE
...I love you, Teukie-Teukie!
LEETEUK
sighing
You all owe me a fancy dinner.
SHINDONG
coughing
Or 'The Sims 3'.
DONGHAE
thankful
Anything for you, Jungsoo!
SHINDONG
to Leeteuk
You should stop being such a mother to them, they will never learn how to solve things by themselves.
LEETEUK
calmly
Ah... But a mother loves her children, Dongie...
SHINDONG
No comment.
DONGHAE
Where's Heechul? In his room?
LEETEUK
Oh yeah but I warn you to better not enter the lion's den.
DONGHAE
Huh? Did anything happen to him?
LEETEUK AND SHINDONG
firmly
Oh yes it did.
SHINDONG
He got all crazy about SuJu L, he also wants to become a part of it.
DONGHAE
Really? Why?
SHINDONG
No idea. It's for sure one of those weird heechulish things, you know.
LEETEUK
Better watch out, I think he's planning something evil in there. He wants to destroy the typical couples and mess around with you all.
I'd rather keep an eye on him if I were you.
DONGHAE
I will. Thanks, guys, I'll inform the others. Heechul can be such a pain in the butt sometimes.
SHINDONG
True words, true words, boy. By the way, how's our dear Hyukjae doing?
DONGHAE
surprised
Hyukkie? I guess fine... why?
SHINDONG
grinning
Oh, no, nothing, I just want to know if everything's ok with my fellow bandmate... EunHae still promote themselves in a nice way, hm?
LEETEUK
poking Shindong
Stop it!
SHINDONG
to Leeteuk
WHAT. I don't want to buy you 'The Sims 3'. I really need a new horn.
DONGHAE
Ok, I totally don't get you guys so I think I'll go to sleep now. I'm terribly tired.
SHINDONG
Do so, Hae, you need lots of powers to do even more EunHae fanservice.
DONGHAE
?
LEETEUK
poking Shindong again
Stop it!!!
DONGHAE
...I'm going now. Good night, guys.
LEETEUK AND SHINDONG
'Night!
SHINDONG
grinning like crazy
Dream about Hyukjae!
LEETEUK
hitting Shindong mercilessly
Stop it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Scene V
Still the same night, the eleventh floor, YeWook room. Yesung is in his bed already, using his laptop again. Ryeowook enters the room, with a toothbrush in his hand. He sits down on his own bed and stares at Yesung.
RYEOWOOK
Reading fanfiction again?
YESUNG
turning his head to Ryeowook
No. I'm checking out twitter now. Wait, what are you doing here with the toothbrush?
RYEOWOOK
starts brushing his teeth
The thing that people usually do with toothbrushes...?
YESUNG
Don't make a fool of me, I know that. But why in our room?
RYEOWOOK
mumbling
Becsisboongnthbaroom.
YESUNG
I won't understand you if you speak to me with a toothbrush in your mouth.
RYEOWOOK
taking the toothbrush out
Because it's boring in the bathroom. So I thought to keep you company.
YESUNG
I see. Just don't spit all the toothpaste on your bed or else the cleaning noona will be angry again.
RYEOWOOK
Aye-aye, captain.
Ryeowook continues brushing his teeth and Yesung turns his head to the screen again. After a while, he shrieks out loudly, making Ryeowook drop the toothbrush in surprise.
RYEOWOOK
What happened?!
YESUNG
shocked
Come here! Quickly! You have to see this!
Ryeowook jumps to Yesung as fast as he can and leans over to look at the screen. He can see a photo of two naked men in a kinda intimate pose. Well, it would be a normal porn gay photo which they could simply ignore, if the presented men didn't have this one specific feature: their faces were obviously the faces of Yesung and Ryeowook.
RYEOWOOK
in a high-pitched voice
EEK! That's disgusting! Close this, close this!!!!
YESUNG
closing the picture quickly
Uhhh...
RYEOWOOK
What the hell was that?!
YESUNG
I have no idea. Some kind of disgusting photo manipulation, I guess...
RYEOWOOK
Where did you find this?!
YESUNG
A fan sent me it on twitter, with the note 'Oppa! Look at this! You two look so cute! <3<3<3'.
RYEOWOOK
whining
They call this CUTE?!
YESUNG
I know, right! Our fans really are sick! Now I'm really scared that they won't be satisfied by our simple fanservice!
RYEOWOOK
Sungie, we totally have a problem now!
YESUNG
Maybe... maybe we should just pretend that we are doing things like this for real? The fans won't know that we're lying anyway.
RYEOWOOK
How do you want to do this?
YESUNG
Well, you know, we could write something on twitter...
RYEOWOOK?
What? That we're having a hot night together? No way! This won't work, Sungie.
YESUNG
So what!
RYEOWOOK
We could... we could try to get some help from the other members! For example, we could tell Jungsoo to mention us at Kiss the Radio.
He could 'accidentally' tell the listeners something about SuJu L and say something like 'We knew that a subgroup like this would sooner or later come to being, knowing what the YeWook couple are secretly doing together.'
YESUNG
after a while of deep thinking
That... That isn't a bad idea. He could tell it while laughing so that we could use an excuse later that he was simply joking about it.
But some of the fans would for sure get pleased with it and start thinking that it may be real.
RYEOWOOK
Yes! Because we're usually only joking about the EunHae couple in public, never about us! So this might seem a bit suspicious to our fans.
YESUNG
Whoaaa, Wookie, this is the best plan ever! This could really work!
RYEOWOOK
happy
I know! And maybe this will calm down the fans' needs a bit.
YESUNG
But what if this only makes things worse? What if we make them so horny about this that they start wanting even more? What if they start demanding prove?
RYEOWOOK
firmly
Then we'll go to Paris.
YESUNG
Ok, right. Don't you think Jungsoo hyung will be angry that we're asking him for help again?
RYEOWOOK
No... Like you said in the van, he has a good heart, ne?
YESUNG
Yeah... Whoaa, I'm so excited about our plan now. I hope this will work... Hey, Ryeowookie, you left your toothbrush on your bed, I told you the noona will be mad.
RYEOWOOK
Oh no!
Ryeowook storms to his bed and takes the toothbrush, tries to clean the spot with his sleeve and after this, he leaves the room again.
Scene VI
KyuMin room. The lights are off, both of the boys are lying in their beds and trying to sleep. Sungmin stares at the ceiling, thinking about the new subgroup. Kyuhyun thinks about what tactic he should use when he plays StarCraft the next day.
After a while, Sungmin turns to Kyuhyun.
SUNGMIN
whispering
Kyuhyun-ah?
KYUHYUN
Mhm?
SUNGMIN
Will you look at me while I'm sleeping tonight again?
KYUHYUN
Er... I don't know, well.
SUNGMIN
This is kinda embarrassing.
KYUHYUN
I'm not playing StarCraft tonight so I think there won't be the need to calm down by looking at the sleeping you.
As you can see, I'm also trying to fall asleep right now.
SUNGMIN
somehow slightly disappointed
Ah... I see.
KYUHYUN
Why? Do you want me to do so?
SUNGMIN
turning to the wall
No, no, of course not. I told you that it's embarrassing.
KYUHYUN
Ok...
SUNGMIN
Good night, Kyuhyun-ah.
KYUHYUN
Good night, Sungmin-ah...
Author: Maxime (maxime260)
Pairing: SJ couples: KyuMin (Kyuhyun/Sungmin), HaeHyuk (Donghae/Eunhyuk), YeWook (Yesung/Ryeowook)
Side pairings: 83line (Leeteuk/Heechul), HanChul (Hangeng/Heechul)
Characters: Super Junior
Genre: Comedy, romance
Rating: PG-13
Summary: A new subgroup is being formed and the boys have to deal with daily problems.
Note: I use a rather untypical form of writing: something inspired by theatrical plays. Too much descriptions would kill the humor of this fic.
Act II
Scene IV
The living room of the twelth dorm again. Siwon isn't there anymore, Leeteuk is sitting on the couch and reading a book. Shindong is dozing next to him. Heechul hasn't left his room yet. The front door suddenly opens and an exhausted Donghae enters the dorm.
LEETEUK
happily
Haeeeeeeeeeeee!
DONGHAE
Teukie-Teukieeeeee!
SHINDONG
opens his eyes
Whoaa, finally! Come on, tell us everything about the meeting.
DONGHAE
trying to make excuses
The meeting, ahh... Well... You know... They were babbling so much and we couldn't really understand them because they said too much complicated things...
And every second another producer started to speak, which made it even harder to follow them...
LEETEUK
cutting in
Oh, Donghae, just admit it that none of you was listening, as usual.
DONGHAE
...you're right.
LEETEUK
And now you want me to call them tomorrow and clear all things, right?
DONGHAE
...I love you, Teukie-Teukie!
LEETEUK
sighing
You all owe me a fancy dinner.
SHINDONG
coughing
Or 'The Sims 3'.
DONGHAE
thankful
Anything for you, Jungsoo!
SHINDONG
to Leeteuk
You should stop being such a mother to them, they will never learn how to solve things by themselves.
LEETEUK
calmly
Ah... But a mother loves her children, Dongie...
SHINDONG
No comment.
DONGHAE
Where's Heechul? In his room?
LEETEUK
Oh yeah but I warn you to better not enter the lion's den.
DONGHAE
Huh? Did anything happen to him?
LEETEUK AND SHINDONG
firmly
Oh yes it did.
SHINDONG
He got all crazy about SuJu L, he also wants to become a part of it.
DONGHAE
Really? Why?
SHINDONG
No idea. It's for sure one of those weird heechulish things, you know.
LEETEUK
Better watch out, I think he's planning something evil in there. He wants to destroy the typical couples and mess around with you all.
I'd rather keep an eye on him if I were you.
DONGHAE
I will. Thanks, guys, I'll inform the others. Heechul can be such a pain in the butt sometimes.
SHINDONG
True words, true words, boy. By the way, how's our dear Hyukjae doing?
DONGHAE
surprised
Hyukkie? I guess fine... why?
SHINDONG
grinning
Oh, no, nothing, I just want to know if everything's ok with my fellow bandmate... EunHae still promote themselves in a nice way, hm?
LEETEUK
poking Shindong
Stop it!
SHINDONG
to Leeteuk
WHAT. I don't want to buy you 'The Sims 3'. I really need a new horn.
DONGHAE
Ok, I totally don't get you guys so I think I'll go to sleep now. I'm terribly tired.
SHINDONG
Do so, Hae, you need lots of powers to do even more EunHae fanservice.
DONGHAE
?
LEETEUK
poking Shindong again
Stop it!!!
DONGHAE
...I'm going now. Good night, guys.
LEETEUK AND SHINDONG
'Night!
SHINDONG
grinning like crazy
Dream about Hyukjae!
LEETEUK
hitting Shindong mercilessly
Stop it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Scene V
Still the same night, the eleventh floor, YeWook room. Yesung is in his bed already, using his laptop again. Ryeowook enters the room, with a toothbrush in his hand. He sits down on his own bed and stares at Yesung.
RYEOWOOK
Reading fanfiction again?
YESUNG
turning his head to Ryeowook
No. I'm checking out twitter now. Wait, what are you doing here with the toothbrush?
RYEOWOOK
starts brushing his teeth
The thing that people usually do with toothbrushes...?
YESUNG
Don't make a fool of me, I know that. But why in our room?
RYEOWOOK
mumbling
Becsisboongnthbaroom.
YESUNG
I won't understand you if you speak to me with a toothbrush in your mouth.
RYEOWOOK
taking the toothbrush out
Because it's boring in the bathroom. So I thought to keep you company.
YESUNG
I see. Just don't spit all the toothpaste on your bed or else the cleaning noona will be angry again.
RYEOWOOK
Aye-aye, captain.
Ryeowook continues brushing his teeth and Yesung turns his head to the screen again. After a while, he shrieks out loudly, making Ryeowook drop the toothbrush in surprise.
RYEOWOOK
What happened?!
YESUNG
shocked
Come here! Quickly! You have to see this!
Ryeowook jumps to Yesung as fast as he can and leans over to look at the screen. He can see a photo of two naked men in a kinda intimate pose. Well, it would be a normal porn gay photo which they could simply ignore, if the presented men didn't have this one specific feature: their faces were obviously the faces of Yesung and Ryeowook.
RYEOWOOK
in a high-pitched voice
EEK! That's disgusting! Close this, close this!!!!
YESUNG
closing the picture quickly
Uhhh...
RYEOWOOK
What the hell was that?!
YESUNG
I have no idea. Some kind of disgusting photo manipulation, I guess...
RYEOWOOK
Where did you find this?!
YESUNG
A fan sent me it on twitter, with the note 'Oppa! Look at this! You two look so cute! <3<3<3'.
RYEOWOOK
whining
They call this CUTE?!
YESUNG
I know, right! Our fans really are sick! Now I'm really scared that they won't be satisfied by our simple fanservice!
RYEOWOOK
Sungie, we totally have a problem now!
YESUNG
Maybe... maybe we should just pretend that we are doing things like this for real? The fans won't know that we're lying anyway.
RYEOWOOK
How do you want to do this?
YESUNG
Well, you know, we could write something on twitter...
RYEOWOOK?
What? That we're having a hot night together? No way! This won't work, Sungie.
YESUNG
So what!
RYEOWOOK
We could... we could try to get some help from the other members! For example, we could tell Jungsoo to mention us at Kiss the Radio.
He could 'accidentally' tell the listeners something about SuJu L and say something like 'We knew that a subgroup like this would sooner or later come to being, knowing what the YeWook couple are secretly doing together.'
YESUNG
after a while of deep thinking
That... That isn't a bad idea. He could tell it while laughing so that we could use an excuse later that he was simply joking about it.
But some of the fans would for sure get pleased with it and start thinking that it may be real.
RYEOWOOK
Yes! Because we're usually only joking about the EunHae couple in public, never about us! So this might seem a bit suspicious to our fans.
YESUNG
Whoaaa, Wookie, this is the best plan ever! This could really work!
RYEOWOOK
happy
I know! And maybe this will calm down the fans' needs a bit.
YESUNG
But what if this only makes things worse? What if we make them so horny about this that they start wanting even more? What if they start demanding prove?
RYEOWOOK
firmly
Then we'll go to Paris.
YESUNG
Ok, right. Don't you think Jungsoo hyung will be angry that we're asking him for help again?
RYEOWOOK
No... Like you said in the van, he has a good heart, ne?
YESUNG
Yeah... Whoaa, I'm so excited about our plan now. I hope this will work... Hey, Ryeowookie, you left your toothbrush on your bed, I told you the noona will be mad.
RYEOWOOK
Oh no!
Ryeowook storms to his bed and takes the toothbrush, tries to clean the spot with his sleeve and after this, he leaves the room again.
Scene VI
KyuMin room. The lights are off, both of the boys are lying in their beds and trying to sleep. Sungmin stares at the ceiling, thinking about the new subgroup. Kyuhyun thinks about what tactic he should use when he plays StarCraft the next day.
After a while, Sungmin turns to Kyuhyun.
SUNGMIN
whispering
Kyuhyun-ah?
KYUHYUN
Mhm?
SUNGMIN
Will you look at me while I'm sleeping tonight again?
KYUHYUN
Er... I don't know, well.
SUNGMIN
This is kinda embarrassing.
KYUHYUN
I'm not playing StarCraft tonight so I think there won't be the need to calm down by looking at the sleeping you.
As you can see, I'm also trying to fall asleep right now.
SUNGMIN
somehow slightly disappointed
Ah... I see.
KYUHYUN
Why? Do you want me to do so?
SUNGMIN
turning to the wall
No, no, of course not. I told you that it's embarrassing.
KYUHYUN
Ok...
SUNGMIN
Good night, Kyuhyun-ah.
KYUHYUN
Good night, Sungmin-ah...