Super Junior Love [6/?]
Title: Super Junior Love
Author: Maxime (maxime260)
Pairing: SJ couples: KyuMin (Kyuhyun/Sungmin), HaeHyuk (Donghae/Eunhyuk), YeWook (Yesung/Ryeowook)
Side pairings: 83line (Leeteuk/Heechul), HanChul (Hangeng/Heechul)
Characters: Super Junior
Genre: Comedy, romance
Rating: PG-13
Summary: A new subgroup is being formed and the boys have to deal with daily problems.
Note: I use a rather untypical form of writing: something inspired by theatrical plays. Too much descriptions would kill the humor of this fic.
Act III
Scene I
The next day. Early in the morning, Super Junior's dorm on the eleventh floor. Ryeowook is in the kitchen, preparing breakfast for his fellow bandmembers. Whistling cheerfully, he puts the rice into the ricecooker when suddenly a yawning Eunhyuk steps into the room.
RYEOWOOK
Good morning, Eunhyukkie~ Did you sleep well?
EUNHYUK
gloomy
'Morning, Wookie... Mhm, I couldn't really fall asleep because something seems to bother me and I can't get what it is.
RYEOWOOK
Uwaa, this sounds mysterious. Do you want to talk about it?
EUNHYUK
I could but I really don't have an idea what it could be.
RYEOWOOK
Uhm but well, if something is bothering you... You kinda have to know what it is. Could you somehow describe it?
EUNHYUK
Yes... It's, well... Something about Donghae.
RYEOWOOK
What about him?
EUNHYUK
Well, we always made all those EunHae jokes and so and everything was fine back then. Perfectly fine. But now, after creating SuJu L, I feel a bit uncomfortable around him.
RYEOWOOK
Uncomfortable? Bwoh? Why?
EUNHYUK
Somehow... somehow I feel as if he really was my boyfriend! This is driving me nuts! When I'm close to him, I suddenly feel the urge to touch him or maybe even friggin' KISS him, oh my god, that's insane. And recently he even told me that I looked at him in a romantical way! WOOKIE! Does that mean that I fell in love with him?!
RYEOWOOK
shocked
Oh Jesus, Hyukkie, maybe you really did.
EUNHYUK
But why NOW?! Why after the producers announced the new subgroup? Why so suddenly? This is so weird!
RYEOWOOK
Maybe... maybe you have been in love with him earlier but you simply didn't realize that until the producers pushed him even nearer to you, by making your couple more official... Maybe he seems more 'available' to you now? Maybe you feel that you are more free to show your feelings?
EUNHYUK
desperately
But I'm a man, Wookie! He's also a man! How could I be in love with him?! And he's my best friend! Help me, Ryeowookie, help me!
RYEOWOOK
I can't help you with this, you should be able to recognize your feelings on your own...
EUNHYUK
kneeling down in front of Ryeowook and clinging to the latter's leg
HELP ME!!!
RYEOWOOK
stepping back
Whoaaa, psssht, Hyukkie, everything will be fine. Now get up and stop hugging my leg, better go and hug Donghae instead.
EUNHYUK
You're not really helping me out right now! HOW CAN I HUG HIM?! This will make things worse! I feel that I won't be able to control myself if I hug him! I feel so obsessed right now, I can't get him out of my head since yesterday and this is really bad... But no, I'm not in love! The thought of being in love with a man is making me sick!
RYEOWOOK
shrugging
So maybe it's just some weird effects of all the EunHae overdose that you've recently done so much? You know, just like there's a jojo effect when you're on a diet, it could be similar with this EunHae stuff. You got so sucked into it that you now think that it's real.
EUNHYUK
standing up again
...yeah! That could be true!
RYEOWOOK
quietly
But that would also mean that you have some mental problems...
EUNHYUK
Bwohya! You try to tell me that I'm a madman?!
RYEOWOOK
N-no no no! I just wanted to say that you are a bit... confused. Yeah, it's a confusion, that happens sometimes. I think you'll get over it in a few days. Just don't hang out with Donghae so much and try to avoid the EunHae interactions.
EUNHYUK
But Wookie! You forgot that we're starting our SuJu L activities soon! How can I avoid EunHae interactions then?!
RYEOWOOK
...Shit. Forgot about it. Oh, looks like it will be a tough time for you now. Maybe we should ask Jungsoo hyung to talk to the producers so that we could somehow change the couples?
EUNHYUK
Change couples? Do you think they would agree on this?
RYEOWOOK
Well, we can at least give it a try...
EUNHYUK
And who should I be with then? Wouldn't the fans be a bit disappointed?
RYEOWOOK
Maybe they would but your confusion is more important! And I don't know... Maybe with Sungmin? I think HyukMin is also quite popular. Donghae could be with Kyuhyun then, KyuHae is also a nice combination...
EUNHYUK
feeling jealous
Donghae with Kyuhyun?! No. Gosh! No. I can't stand seeing Hae with Kyu. Never, never, no. Ugh, no.
RYEOWOOK
carefully
...Hyukkie?
EUNHYUK
What?!
RYEOWOOK
I think that you really are in love...
EUNHYUK
I'm not!!! I'm just confused! I'm not in love! That's not true!
Eunhyuk runs out of the room, accidentally bumping into Kyuhyun in the door. He sends the latter an annoyed look and passes by, running to his room. The surprised Kyuhyun walks into the kitchen.
KYUHYUN
What happened to him?
RYEOWOOK
He is either in love with Donghae or confused as a result of all the EunHae he's been through. This makes him quite pissed off.
KYUHYUN
Ahh, that's nothing new. Their love life is always so twisted...
RYEOWOOK
Love life?
KYUHYUN
Yeah, it's obvious that they love each other. They always have. Haven't you ever thought about it?
RYEOWOOK
To be honest, I have... I have always been a bit suspicious about those two...
KYUHYUN
You see! Everyone notices this, just themselves can't.
RYEOWOOK
But wait, does that mean that two of the members are gay?!
KYUHYUN
I don't think they're gay. They are EunHae-oriented and addicted to each other. They are EunHae-high, it's their personal drug.
RYEOWOOK
Oh. This makes sense.
KYUHYUN
Anyway, they are funny to observe. So you say that Hyukjae finally discovered his attraction to Donghae? Wait, is it because of SuJu L? Interesting, interesting...
Scene II
In the meantime, in the other dorm, Heechul's room. The said person is quickly walking through his room from one side to another, mumbling some things under his breath. A light knocking at the door can be heard and a few seconds later, Leeteuk shows up.
LEETEUK
Heechul? Is everything ok with you? I'm a bit worried about you...
HEECHUL
stops in the middle of the room
Do you want the 83line?
LEETEUK
No, Heechul, I...
HEECHUL
interrupting
Then we don't have anything to talk about.
LEETEUK
shocked
Oh! Come on, stop being so stubborn about this, go out of this room and eat something, talk to us. Don't act so childish.
HEECHUL
I don't act childish! I feel hurt! Why didn't they think about me at all?! Am I too old? Am I too ugly?
LEETEUK
...huh! It's not like that... And, uhm, UGLY? YOU? You're overreacting. You should actually be happy that the company hasn't given you another duty.
HEECHUL
But this duty would be a nice one...
LEETEUK
sighing
Can't you just get over it?
HEECHUL
No! You don't know how heartbroken I am at this moment!
The two men glance at each other for a while, in deep silence. Heechul is frowning and looks really annoyed, while Leeteuk seems to think about something. After a couple of seconds Leeteuk crosses his arms and sighs again.
LEETEUK
...ok. I will help you.
HEECHUL
widening his eyes in surprise
What? Seriously?
LEETEUK
Yes. I will help you with this just because I'm worried about you and want you to be normal again.
to himself
Normal? Heechul?
to Heechul again
So. I'll help and talk to the producers with you but only if you finally get out of this room and stop this childishness, ok?
HEECHUL
Good. Does that mean that you also agree on the 83line?
LEETEUK
Whatever. If this is going to make you bright and happy again, then yes.
HEECHUL
laughing evilly
Muhahaha. I knew that I'll finally get what I want. Thanks, Jungsoo. You are a great friend.
LEETEUK
You owe me something for this. Now come and eat breakfast with us, I'm awaiting you there in two minutes.
Leeteuk goes out of the room, leaving a grinning Heechul behind, and mumbles to himself.
LEETEUK
Wait, what's the reason why I'm always helping everyone out in their critical situations again?
Ahh, right, a mother loves her children...
Author: Maxime (maxime260)
Pairing: SJ couples: KyuMin (Kyuhyun/Sungmin), HaeHyuk (Donghae/Eunhyuk), YeWook (Yesung/Ryeowook)
Side pairings: 83line (Leeteuk/Heechul), HanChul (Hangeng/Heechul)
Characters: Super Junior
Genre: Comedy, romance
Rating: PG-13
Summary: A new subgroup is being formed and the boys have to deal with daily problems.
Note: I use a rather untypical form of writing: something inspired by theatrical plays. Too much descriptions would kill the humor of this fic.
Act III
Scene I
The next day. Early in the morning, Super Junior's dorm on the eleventh floor. Ryeowook is in the kitchen, preparing breakfast for his fellow bandmembers. Whistling cheerfully, he puts the rice into the ricecooker when suddenly a yawning Eunhyuk steps into the room.
RYEOWOOK
Good morning, Eunhyukkie~ Did you sleep well?
EUNHYUK
gloomy
'Morning, Wookie... Mhm, I couldn't really fall asleep because something seems to bother me and I can't get what it is.
RYEOWOOK
Uwaa, this sounds mysterious. Do you want to talk about it?
EUNHYUK
I could but I really don't have an idea what it could be.
RYEOWOOK
Uhm but well, if something is bothering you... You kinda have to know what it is. Could you somehow describe it?
EUNHYUK
Yes... It's, well... Something about Donghae.
RYEOWOOK
What about him?
EUNHYUK
Well, we always made all those EunHae jokes and so and everything was fine back then. Perfectly fine. But now, after creating SuJu L, I feel a bit uncomfortable around him.
RYEOWOOK
Uncomfortable? Bwoh? Why?
EUNHYUK
Somehow... somehow I feel as if he really was my boyfriend! This is driving me nuts! When I'm close to him, I suddenly feel the urge to touch him or maybe even friggin' KISS him, oh my god, that's insane. And recently he even told me that I looked at him in a romantical way! WOOKIE! Does that mean that I fell in love with him?!
RYEOWOOK
shocked
Oh Jesus, Hyukkie, maybe you really did.
EUNHYUK
But why NOW?! Why after the producers announced the new subgroup? Why so suddenly? This is so weird!
RYEOWOOK
Maybe... maybe you have been in love with him earlier but you simply didn't realize that until the producers pushed him even nearer to you, by making your couple more official... Maybe he seems more 'available' to you now? Maybe you feel that you are more free to show your feelings?
EUNHYUK
desperately
But I'm a man, Wookie! He's also a man! How could I be in love with him?! And he's my best friend! Help me, Ryeowookie, help me!
RYEOWOOK
I can't help you with this, you should be able to recognize your feelings on your own...
EUNHYUK
kneeling down in front of Ryeowook and clinging to the latter's leg
HELP ME!!!
RYEOWOOK
stepping back
Whoaaa, psssht, Hyukkie, everything will be fine. Now get up and stop hugging my leg, better go and hug Donghae instead.
EUNHYUK
You're not really helping me out right now! HOW CAN I HUG HIM?! This will make things worse! I feel that I won't be able to control myself if I hug him! I feel so obsessed right now, I can't get him out of my head since yesterday and this is really bad... But no, I'm not in love! The thought of being in love with a man is making me sick!
RYEOWOOK
shrugging
So maybe it's just some weird effects of all the EunHae overdose that you've recently done so much? You know, just like there's a jojo effect when you're on a diet, it could be similar with this EunHae stuff. You got so sucked into it that you now think that it's real.
EUNHYUK
standing up again
...yeah! That could be true!
RYEOWOOK
quietly
But that would also mean that you have some mental problems...
EUNHYUK
Bwohya! You try to tell me that I'm a madman?!
RYEOWOOK
N-no no no! I just wanted to say that you are a bit... confused. Yeah, it's a confusion, that happens sometimes. I think you'll get over it in a few days. Just don't hang out with Donghae so much and try to avoid the EunHae interactions.
EUNHYUK
But Wookie! You forgot that we're starting our SuJu L activities soon! How can I avoid EunHae interactions then?!
RYEOWOOK
...Shit. Forgot about it. Oh, looks like it will be a tough time for you now. Maybe we should ask Jungsoo hyung to talk to the producers so that we could somehow change the couples?
EUNHYUK
Change couples? Do you think they would agree on this?
RYEOWOOK
Well, we can at least give it a try...
EUNHYUK
And who should I be with then? Wouldn't the fans be a bit disappointed?
RYEOWOOK
Maybe they would but your confusion is more important! And I don't know... Maybe with Sungmin? I think HyukMin is also quite popular. Donghae could be with Kyuhyun then, KyuHae is also a nice combination...
EUNHYUK
feeling jealous
Donghae with Kyuhyun?! No. Gosh! No. I can't stand seeing Hae with Kyu. Never, never, no. Ugh, no.
RYEOWOOK
carefully
...Hyukkie?
EUNHYUK
What?!
RYEOWOOK
I think that you really are in love...
EUNHYUK
I'm not!!! I'm just confused! I'm not in love! That's not true!
Eunhyuk runs out of the room, accidentally bumping into Kyuhyun in the door. He sends the latter an annoyed look and passes by, running to his room. The surprised Kyuhyun walks into the kitchen.
KYUHYUN
What happened to him?
RYEOWOOK
He is either in love with Donghae or confused as a result of all the EunHae he's been through. This makes him quite pissed off.
KYUHYUN
Ahh, that's nothing new. Their love life is always so twisted...
RYEOWOOK
Love life?
KYUHYUN
Yeah, it's obvious that they love each other. They always have. Haven't you ever thought about it?
RYEOWOOK
To be honest, I have... I have always been a bit suspicious about those two...
KYUHYUN
You see! Everyone notices this, just themselves can't.
RYEOWOOK
But wait, does that mean that two of the members are gay?!
KYUHYUN
I don't think they're gay. They are EunHae-oriented and addicted to each other. They are EunHae-high, it's their personal drug.
RYEOWOOK
Oh. This makes sense.
KYUHYUN
Anyway, they are funny to observe. So you say that Hyukjae finally discovered his attraction to Donghae? Wait, is it because of SuJu L? Interesting, interesting...
Scene II
In the meantime, in the other dorm, Heechul's room. The said person is quickly walking through his room from one side to another, mumbling some things under his breath. A light knocking at the door can be heard and a few seconds later, Leeteuk shows up.
LEETEUK
Heechul? Is everything ok with you? I'm a bit worried about you...
HEECHUL
stops in the middle of the room
Do you want the 83line?
LEETEUK
No, Heechul, I...
HEECHUL
interrupting
Then we don't have anything to talk about.
LEETEUK
shocked
Oh! Come on, stop being so stubborn about this, go out of this room and eat something, talk to us. Don't act so childish.
HEECHUL
I don't act childish! I feel hurt! Why didn't they think about me at all?! Am I too old? Am I too ugly?
LEETEUK
...huh! It's not like that... And, uhm, UGLY? YOU? You're overreacting. You should actually be happy that the company hasn't given you another duty.
HEECHUL
But this duty would be a nice one...
LEETEUK
sighing
Can't you just get over it?
HEECHUL
No! You don't know how heartbroken I am at this moment!
The two men glance at each other for a while, in deep silence. Heechul is frowning and looks really annoyed, while Leeteuk seems to think about something. After a couple of seconds Leeteuk crosses his arms and sighs again.
LEETEUK
...ok. I will help you.
HEECHUL
widening his eyes in surprise
What? Seriously?
LEETEUK
Yes. I will help you with this just because I'm worried about you and want you to be normal again.
to himself
Normal? Heechul?
to Heechul again
So. I'll help and talk to the producers with you but only if you finally get out of this room and stop this childishness, ok?
HEECHUL
Good. Does that mean that you also agree on the 83line?
LEETEUK
Whatever. If this is going to make you bright and happy again, then yes.
HEECHUL
laughing evilly
Muhahaha. I knew that I'll finally get what I want. Thanks, Jungsoo. You are a great friend.
LEETEUK
You owe me something for this. Now come and eat breakfast with us, I'm awaiting you there in two minutes.
Leeteuk goes out of the room, leaving a grinning Heechul behind, and mumbles to himself.
LEETEUK
Wait, what's the reason why I'm always helping everyone out in their critical situations again?
Ahh, right, a mother loves her children...