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19:02 Dear timeline, pls to suggest which movie to choose out of #MilengeMilenge & #LastAirBender for watchage & tyutter damage! #
20:11 Despite not gaining the popular vote, #MilengeMilenge wins watchal privileges as I just found out it has been scored by Himesssssss bhai! #
20:12 Ah and killer opening credits song "She's full of spice aha aha", bebo bites into a mirchi just to remind you of the lyrics! #MilengeMilenge #
20:14 'Tumhara janam hua tha jahan bahut pani hain, were you born in Mumbai?' Kirron Kher is the worst tarot reader #OnlyMaaRoles #MilengeMilenge #
20:15 Oh shitz, 'You are waiting for Mr.Right, Am I right?' How much have I missed dialogs like these! Satish Kaushik FTW #MilengeMilenge #
20:19 'Tumhara jeevan sathi tumhe saat din baad milega, aur saat rangon wale kapde pehna hoga', Future roles will goto OctoPaul #MilengeMilenge #
20:21 #TeriMaaKi neither my college nor my taqdeer, took me to Bangkok for a youth festival, bleddy liars! #MilengeMilenge #
20:27 Khaid Sapoor looks like he was abducted from the sets of IshqVishq, no wait even earlier Aryans-Ankhon Mein #youremember #MilengeMilenge #
20:33 Ah we have reached youth conf in Bangkok, but #womygaadganesha there are only desi kids everywhere #ForeignLocationFAIL #MilengeMilenge #
20:36 Apparently cross-dressing boys gang entering girls hostel & getting caught by stern desi matron is still in vogue in Bangkok #MilengeMilenge #
20:48 Everyone in Bangkok understands Hindi, thus enabling Futiya Chapur to deliver a sermon on smoking-kills & bebo falls in louw #MilengeMilenge #
20:53 Just when you though Sonu Nigaam was out of wrk & dressed hideously to grab eyeballs at parties, he kills your cochlea in #MilengeMilenge #
20:56 Who said this movie is outdated? bebo just told shahid, 'I wanna grow old with you'. Damn I just now see the irony! #MilengeMilenge #
21:01 Ha! the dumbness in Bebo wears of a shade when she finds a photocopy of her diary in Shahid's room, tumne mujhe dhoka diya! #MilengeMilenge #
21:03 I have badly been waiting for this rona dhona betrayal scene, bcoz it means sad nasal twang in HimsaRaagam! #MilengeMilenge #
21:08 #LogicBaba Shahid asks bebo,'Agar tum taqdeer ko nahin maanti, toh destiny naam ke dukaan mein kya kar rahi ho?' #MilengeMilenge #
21:12 Haww #ChindiChorSaale phone num on rupee & book concept are stolen from Serendipity. Lift scene confirms the same! #MilengeMilenge #
21:19 Watching AwaraPaagalDeewana last week, I was gonna do a #youremember on Aarti Chabria but here she is in #SluttyRoleWIN #MilengeMilenge #
21:24 I'm tired of Himess Bhai teasing me with samples of his twang, just want him to tear the screen and do a solo performance! #MilengeMilenge #
21:52 fone-number wala note just changed hands but silly bebo is busy gawking at a bunch of sardars doing the Balle Balle #MilengeMilenge #
21:54 #womygaadganesha everyone calls Shahid Amie in the movie & I just noticed his real name is Amit! #WhatAreTheChances #MilengeMilenge #
21:59 I've got a great scheme, just tell a bank mgr your sad louw story & they'll give you credit card nums with address! #MilengeMilenge #
22:07 What do you do when you're searching for your ex-flame a day before the wedding? Bebo consults a Tarot card reader! #MilengeMilenge #
22:13 #TeriMaaKi Talk abt taqdeer, Bebo checks into the same hotel where Shahid is getting married & both are oblivious! #MilengeMilenge #
22:17 Finally! stomach growling, credits falling, sleep coming. bakwas movie for the week done #MilengeMilenge #
22:19 #MilengeMilenge Even a straight remake of serendipity could have worked, but they chose to dump horsedung & Himes meesic along with it 2/10 #
22:38 One of my fav Megastar Chiranjeevi scenes, see it to believe it! youtu.be/_K9AxO5t4BE #
23:11 I could share this song just for the name of the band: Aunty Dosco Project! youtu.be/mt03MoMPvR4 #CokeStudio #