Red Hats, Red Lines, And A Red Indian
Stupid things tend to happen when you take weird Catholic school kids from flyover country on a field trip to our multicultural capital.
Welcome boys! As a boozy Washington Redskin approached the young men circled their wagons, but the noble savage wouldn't be deterred. Nothing was going to stop him from serenading nearby oppressors with the song of his people.
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As he tried to intimidate some young man with a traditional war dance, his monkey gods did not smile upon him. The pale-skin didn't budge, refusing to toss a red cent his way so that he may drown his people's sorrow in firewater.
Not a shit pinch of Red Man was given.
The insolent kid in a MAGA hat displayed zero empathy, unable to keep a straight face as he observed the chanting wagon burner shimmy and shake from substance withdrawal.
When the footage vent viral LGBTs everywhere gasped in horror.
Click to viewAs the injun blew a weak .09 BAC in his face, the oppressor laughed it off.
Every Liz Warren's feather bonnet was ruffled. How can someone be so insensitive to a deranged prairie nigger's needs?
"Sorry Tonto, we have no firewater to spare. Beat your monkey drum elsewhere."
Easy. Washington DC is a free range mental ward, plus they had to tolerate a bunch of gay shitskins LARPing as chosen people. Enough is enough.
Maybe next time some of these kids go to DC they'll bring boom sticks. Or perhaps offer any invasive wild Indian a comfy blanket or something organic to put in the crack peace pipe to bury the axe tomahawk.