Top 11 Religions I'd Like To See
11. Hen Buddhism, otherwise known as Eggsistentialism.
10. Heuristic Turtlism
9. Oh, what the heck, just be nice to each other and call it a draw.
8. The Internet Gurus, with their Sybernet Sirens.
7. The Glorious Sisterhood of the Glass Ceiling Breakers
6. Vegetology
5. A religion that belives in Preincarnation
4. Groups that encourage you to eat more fiber, such as the Oat Quakers or the Bran Dividians.
3. The Mystical Order of the Digital Watch, which transmits its message using Mantra Emitting Deodes.
2. Frisbieterianism, which believes that when you die your soul gets stuck on the roof and can't get down.
1. Any Conservative religion where their talk show hosts must take a vow of silence.
10. Heuristic Turtlism
9. Oh, what the heck, just be nice to each other and call it a draw.
8. The Internet Gurus, with their Sybernet Sirens.
7. The Glorious Sisterhood of the Glass Ceiling Breakers
6. Vegetology
5. A religion that belives in Preincarnation
4. Groups that encourage you to eat more fiber, such as the Oat Quakers or the Bran Dividians.
3. The Mystical Order of the Digital Watch, which transmits its message using Mantra Emitting Deodes.
2. Frisbieterianism, which believes that when you die your soul gets stuck on the roof and can't get down.
1. Any Conservative religion where their talk show hosts must take a vow of silence.