The Cosmea Legacy 1.5
Previously: Flavy made a lady friend, showers were detonated, ESTEVAN, and the toddlers had birthdays.
We start with a tour of the girls new room..
tadaa..?
Ambrose rolled the want to paint... so yeah.
Athena was busy not being productive.. WHY CAN'T YOU BE MORE LIKE YOUR SISTER.
Or like Flavian??
Flavian: Aww yiss. We got a new dresser!
I wanted to save the memories okay?!
Ambrose: Heehee
Ambrose stop, Flavian's sleeping.
Ambrose: DAT. SOUND.
Ambrose: ~beautiful.
Athena: Mornin' mom.
Sam: Good morning, dear. I'm making pancakes to celebrate not having to take care of you anymore!
Sam: GODDAMMIT GUYS, I'M MAKING MOTHA FUCKIN PANCAKES.
aaand then the school bus came. But where was Ambrose..?
Ambrose: Athena what time is i- fuck.
Amborse: Athena hurry! The bus is here.
Athena: I'm eating breakfast.
Ambrose: Breakfast is for the weak.
Flavian: Where's Athena?
Ambrose: Eating breakfast.
Flavian: Pshhhh, breakfast.
Sam: Cake..?
Sam: Caaaaaaaake.
Sam: Yaaaay!
It was Sam's birthday, and Flavian and that dude were the only two people who showed up.
Look at the satisfaction on her face.
Ambrose: Don't worry mom. I'm here!
Awww, all Sam's kiddos were there :3
Sam: Wow, I look pretty decent..
lol.
Corina showed up at the party too. Along with some old people... :/
Sam: I have a peace of cake.
Sam: I'm going to eat the cake nao. Bai.
Flavian: But mom..
Yeah. So Sam went inside to eat her cake.
RandomGuy: You think I'll be able to take the whole thing..?
These old ladies are literally Flavian's only friends..
Flavian: Meh.. this is boring..
Ambrose: I wish I was a teen..
Flavian: hehe, it's my turn first. >:)
Ambrose: Nevermind.
Flavian: Shit.
I really enjoy his face.
Flavian: Hey Corina... erm.. you look... nice..?
Ambrose: Lol, my brother's attempts at flirting are pathetic.
Me gusta.
I COULDN'T HELP MYSELF, I HAD TO GIVE HIM A MUSTACHE.
Corina got a little make-over too. I got rid of her eyebrow monstrosities.
She be lookin' fiiiine.
Flavian: This cake tastes pretty damn delicious.
Flavian: Nomnomnom.
Athena: I still exist.
I caught Ambrose being cute. :3
Ambrose: Hi guys. :)
GAAAAH. She's too cute.
Flavian had only been a teen for a couple of hours and he had already fainted. :/
Estevan being ~sassy
This family only eats cake nowadays... the legacy is now officially a legacy.
Flavian: Oh hey Corina!... no, no I'm not busy.
Ambrose: Flavian... I need to pee.
Flavian: Shh!
Flavian: Yeah, so, like wanna like.... go.....out..... withme..?
Ambrose: I will kill you in your sleep if you do not leave.
Ambrose: A long, slow death is what I will give you. MUHAHAHAHA
Flavian: Wait, hold on Corina, I think Ambrose is trying to talk to me.
Ambrose: Where's Athena?
Flavian: Eating breakfast again.
Ambrose: Psssssh.
Athena: I MADE IT.
While the kids go to school, Arty and Sam catch up on sleep.
Arty: Would this be a good idea..?
Sam: Don't do it, honey.
Arty: NOM.
Sam: I said don't do it.
Arty: I can't even swallow it..
Sam: Told you.
Awww, old people love.
Ambrose dreams of legacy appropriate things.
Athena not so much..
Arty: Yaaaay! It's my birthday! :D
ahem.. moving on.
Flavian: So if Suzy had 12 apples and gave 4 to Tommy, that means Suzy has 13 apples left... right?
Flavian: I fucking hate math.
Flavian takes 2nd grade math and is extremely awesome horrible at it.
Athena: Hey Ambrose.. wacha playing?
Ambrose: Call of duty :D
Athena: Oh my! You just shot that man!
Ambrose: Fucking head-shot bitches!
Athena: ...can I play..?
Ambrose: wha- no! Of course not!
Athena: What? Why not..?
Ambrose: Because you're not smart enough to understand. And I don't want you to mess up my score. I'm on a kill streak MUTHA FUCKAAA.
Flavian: Hey Ambrose, wanna multiplayer this bitch..? >:D
Ambrose: YOU KNOW IT.
Athena: You guys are mean.
Athena: I'll be the one laughing once they realize that they're killing their brain cells with those stupid video games.
Athena: And now for some quality literature! The encyclopedia..
Ambrose: You're such a fucking camper, Flavian. THAT'S THE ONLY WAY YOU WIN.
Flavian: It's not camping. It's tactics.
Athena: *is forever alone*
Sam: My kids get along so well :D
I thought I might get lucky and have none wet him/herself this chapter. I was wrong.
While the twins were visiting a friend of theirs, Athena was sure to wet herself too.
Dwayne: This would be a nice picture, man.
Athena: Dwayne, I-I'm so sorry.
Dwayne: Not cool, dude. Not cool.
Ambrose: Lol.
Athena went back home to take a shower, while Ambrose stayed at Dwayne's house and made herself at home.
Ambrose: This salad is really good, Mr. Lancaster. Mind if I sleep on the couch for a couple of hours.?
Mr.Lancaster: Who are you?
Sam just walks around smiling ALL THE TIME.
You're so cute. :3
Flavian: So if 2+2 is four then 2+3 is..
Ambrose: Umm..
Ambrose: ...wanna play the last of us?
Flavian: .............................................................................sure.
Athena is boring.
Everyone is always in their pajamas, but Sam is just always in her bathing suit.
Flavian: So dad, I was thinking. Maybe today we could do some manly activities together.. like hit the gym or something?
Arty: I don't hit the gym.
Flavian: Oh. Uh... okay then.
Sam: I thought I was done carrying children in my womb.
Athena and Ambrose started a bake sale together.
Ambrose: Hurry up Athena! The customers don't have all day!
Athena: I'M GOING AS FAST AS I CAN, OKAY?!
Rawr.
Athena: Why do I get stuck doing all the work?
Oldlady: Do I smell muffins?
Ambrose: You sure do! And of the highest quality, right Athena?
Athena: Uhh.. sure.
OldLady: I waaaaaant THAT ONE.
Sam: Oh god.
Sam: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Flavian: Hey, mom. What's up?
Corina came over ;D
The inappropriate trait comes in handy.
ARE YOU SERIOUS? WE JUST HAD ONE OF THOSE.
Sam: OHGODOHGODOHGOD.
QueenLatifa: Dis bitch cray.
I adore never-nude sims. <3
Flavian: Wanna be my girlfriend?
Corina: Sure.
ANYWAYS. That's where the chapter ends. But before I go, I wanted to show you guys some pictures of the gen. 2 house I'm working on. I'm not sure how I like it yet, so if you have any suggestions, please tell me.
This is still a WIP as you can all hopefully see.
Dining area
Kitchen..
I really don't know what to think of it so far..