The Cosmea Legacy 1.4
Previously: We found out Sam was pregnant again, both Sam and Arty were bad parents, they had TWINS, Flavian aged up into a child with the trait light-sleeper, everyone wet themselves and the twin girls cried...alot.
ONWARDS!
Sam: Now you just sit riiiight here.
Amborse: Mommy?
Sam: NO.
Maid: I can't believe children live in this vile house. It should be forbidden!
Pssst, that's why we hired you, Maid.
Maid: In all my years of being a maid, never have I seen people sims be so disgusting.
Hey, we don't judge you.
I sincerely hope that the maid doesn't go into the living room, because she will be greeted by a naked Sam.
Maid: It smells like garbage in here.
Sam thought it would be a great idea to have a sponge-bath right in front of Athena.
Sam: My house. My rules.
Maid: DIS-GUSTING.
SHADDAP.
Flavian: Mom, I'm hoooooome!
Athena: Flavy...help me :(
Yeah, so this still happens.
Sometimes the girls can be cute.
aaaaaaand it's gone.
How can you even see what you're writing..?
Flavian: A genius doesn't need light to do homework.
lol that's nice and all, except you're not a genius
Arty: Sam, maybe you could help take care of the girls..?
Sam: I'M BUSY.
Sam: Ew. There's something wrong with this muffin.
Naah, it look's perfectly fine. Except maybe the fact that there are green fumes around it.
Sam: I'm not eating that.
Spoiler: she ate it anyway.
Flavian made a friend at school, so I decided to invite her over.
This is Corina Jones-Brown.
And this is Corina Jones-Brown with a different skintone and haircolor.
I want some genetic variation okay?!
CONGRATULATIONS ARTEMIS. YOU'RE THE FIRST ONE TO PISS HIMSELF THIS UPDATE.
Arty: DAMMIT. What is wrong with me?!
You're not the only one, this whole family has bladder problems.
Flavian: And that's how I figured out both sides of my family have bladder issues.
Corina: Lololol, that sucks for you.
Sam got the wish to detonate the shower. It had been broken for a couple of days, so I obliged.
Hm, I guess it didn't work-
Sam: YES.
Sam: We have a small problem.. we don't have a shower anymore..
Don't worry. I bought you a new one.
Sam: YEAH. A NEW SHOWER.
Sam: Wait, a new shower?! Now I HAVE to wash myself D,:
Sam: *sniffel*
Corina: TAG. You're it!
Flavian: DAMMIT, CORINA.
Arty: Hello, pumpkin.
Ambrose: Dadeh.
Ambrose is the only one of the kids that resembles Arty. I think he actually favors her the most.
Arty: You're going to be so beautiful when you grow up.
Ambrose: You know it.
Sam and Arty always eat cereal together once the kids are put to bed.
Sam: Awww yiss. Cereal at 1am.
Sam: MY HUSBAND IS SO HAWT. WHAT DO I DO.
Arty: I know what you could do... ;)
Sam doesn't take showers, she just brushes her teeth or takes a sponge bath.
I wanted to see how close I could zoom in on a sim's face.
It turns out that you can get pretty close.
Sam: Dammit. One of the girls is crying.
Arty: Could you please move..?
Sam: WHY DID I HAVE KIDS IN THE FIRST PLACE?!
Arty: plz move.
Yeah so midnight baby handling.
I left the family on play for about 15 minutes, and I come back to find this.
Sam has pissed herself. Everyone is in the red. And the girls are crying in the other room.
Sam: Fucking bladder problems!!1!
Flavian: So...we're all at the table.. should we like... give thanks?
Arty: Lolno.
Flavian: I'm so done with this family.
~sassy
Awww, my little Flavy-wavey. :3
Goooooooooodwin.
I told you I love him, renderedpixels!
So this guy sleeps outside of Flavian's school.
SAM INVENTED A MINER.
Sam: Dammit this thing won't budge!!
Sam: HULK SMASH PULL
Sam: This is not fun.
And the noise burns my ears.
You know you have a legacy family once the front yard is cluttered as fuck.
Lol.
The twins don't resemble each other at all.
Athena: Booger!
Ambrose: I'll just scoot over this way. *moves away from Athena*
This is Estevan! Sam found him whilst mining.
Flavian was getting help doing his homework from the same lady that bought a muffin from him last chapter.
That's not weird at all.
Nice tat.
I actually quite like the townies in Twinbrook. They're all so cute :3
But lol ima their genes suck ass amirite?
FLAVIAN. WE DO NOT WANT CHEATERS IN THIS HOUSEHOLD.
AMBROSE, DON'T STOOP DOWN TO HIS LEVEL.
Ambrose: Hehe.
You are forgiven.
Athena wants to let you all know that she is cute too.
All the kids in one shot :3
Athena: MONSTER. RAWR.
I took this picture to broadcast Arty's new ~snazzy work outfit. BUT DAMN. Arty, have you been eating extra cake?!
Sam: THIS IS MY PLATE.
Sam: MY. PLATE.
Third accident for this chapter! YAAAY. Kill me.
Sam: I hope no one saw that.
No, just the entire internet.
ESTEVAN. GODDAMMIT.
I made her clean up her piss. And that of two others.
BIRTHDAY TAEM.
Sam: I want that caaaaaaaaaaake. *devilish smile*
Arty: Guys wait for me.
Arty: GUYS. I SAID WAIT.
Arty: YAAAAY!
Sam: NO MORE BABIES. WOOHOO!
Sam: OMG What is that horrendous noise?!
Athena: Mom. Mom look.
I was wrong when I said that Athena was a Sam-clone. SHE HAS ARTY'S EARS. :DDDDD
Yeah. You need a makeover.
Guys, fix your faces.
Ambrose: Mom don't you dare blow out those candles.
Ambrose: GODDAMMIT MOM. WHAT DID I JUST TELL YOU.
Ugh. I will miss this cutie. Who am I kidding. No I won't.
Guys, Ambrose is behind you.
AthenaAndArty: CAAAAAAKE.
Maid: You guys are so selfish.
Flavian: Hey guys, I'm back. Did I miss anything?
Flavian: Damn, I missed the cake.
Ambrose: Derp.
Here are the girls with their makeovers! I gave Athena different hair to show her little elf ears :3
Athena on the left, Ambrose on the right.
Ambrose: HOW COULD YOU NOT LIKE POKEMON?!
Athena: I don't know. I just don't like the whole concept of Ash catching Pick-a-shoe.
Ambrose: IT'S NAME IS PIKKACHU, YOU UNCULTURED SHIT.
Athena: Geez, I'm sorry. You're so weird sometimes.
Ambrose: Sometimes you're a little bitch.
Athena: You use such foul language!
Ambrose: Don't care.
Ambrose: And it doesn't matter anyway, because I'm the better twin.
Athena: Lol, yeah right.
Athena: I'm the prettiest twin, and you know it.
Ambrose: Pffft.
Athena: I AM the prettier twin Ambrose. Right? TELL ME I'M RIGHT.
Ambrose: You're kind of annoying.
Athena: No I'm not.
Ambrose: Umm, yes you are.
Ambrose rolled never-nude and Athena rolled absent-minded.
I hope you all enjoyed!